Kathryn Salamander
@transsalamander.bsky.social
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Tranny fag dyke, furry (jackalope), artist, toy collector, and Hellaverse trash (she/her) ΘΔ ∍⧽⧼∊ 🔞 On Twitter I once made a tweet that helped hatch a thousand eggs. Throne wishlist: https://throne.com/transsalamander
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transsalamander.bsky.social
Going on a 9 hour flight. Inspired by @secretaboutbox.bsky.social, leave me fun comments or questions or whatever to get back to when I land.

(Also maybe keep it going on the reposts given it's a long one lmao)
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garaktailor.com
Turns out my part-time job that historically is a difficult time to get paid from the client is back on its thing. $700 that is up in the air for the foreseeable future. So I am doing the thing.

THANK YOU FROM MOX AND I

$345/$700
V:@/JKNotSoBad
$/JKNotsobad
PP: @/comfortingmoo
In the for ground is the close up profile of an orange and white cat. Her face covers half of her humans face that is in the background. A white trans woman wearing one of those cheap little frozen eye makes to help depuff/bag yer eyeballs.
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ghostlysable.bsky.social
I know trans women are women because we take much more aesthetic dick pics than men
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kennedytcooper.bsky.social
Woman goes to doctor,

Woman: "Doctor help me, I'm terribly depressed."

Doctor: "Go see the great clown Pegliacchi, the clown that pegs everyone, once you get pegged you won't feel depressed."

Woman: "But doctor..."

Woman: *drops pants to reveal a huge strap-on*
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unraveledpress.com
This is because the feds won't stop gassing our neighborhoods so they can flee and, by extension, are also repeatedly gassing the cops. What a moment to be alive
peternickeas.bsky.social
CPD memo to officers today: helmet and gas mask available and accessible at all times, to be read at 7 days of roll calls. (For officers assigned masks.) Supervisors to ensure compliance acc to the memo. #chicago
transsalamander.bsky.social
That's my secret, Cap.

I always watch shitty movies on the plane.
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transsalamander.bsky.social
My paycheck is hitting later today but because of some poor planning on my part I'm not gonna be able to get a bite to eat before my flight today. If folks wanna buy me a cheeseburger or something that'd be neat, but I'll be alright if not! 💕

ko-fi.com/transsalaman...
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amirtalai.bsky.social
STREAMING IN LIKE THREE HOURS

I will be great at:
chat about politics, Gritty, and the new season of Hazbin Hotel!!

I will be horrible at:
play Untitled Goose Game
katmabu.bsky.social
🚨 STREAM TONIGHT 🚨

The inimitable @amirtalai.bsky.social and I will be playing Untitled Goose Game while we chat about politics, Gritty, and the new season of Hazbin Hotel!!

YouTube and Twitch, 7 PM CT!! Be there!
STREAM GUEST TONIGHT

JOIN US 7 PM CT

AMIR TALAI

TWITCH.TV/KATABUGHAZALEH
transsalamander.bsky.social
I've done this 9 hour flight from Denver to London three times now, and every time I think "Oh fuck what did I sign myself up for?" It always feels surreal.

But to be honest with each subsequent trip it gets easier and easier.

And at the end I get to see one of my favorite cities which is nice :3
transsalamander.bsky.social
The best part tend to be the wonderful trans women over there and I always do enjoy their company 💕
transsalamander.bsky.social
I'm through security, I'm at my gate, this flight is HAPPENING
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miseryvulture.bsky.social
Now, more than ever, you have to be a weird little pervert who makes art of questionable quality. You need to be driven crazy by the flesh. Because, as we all learned from Cronenberg's The Fly, the computers are not made crazy by the flesh. They can't do it like us.
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spookalucca.games
being a leftist is often being correct too early
bolshevikmilf.bsky.social
one of the things that made liberals the angriest last year was pointing out when they argued that the US president has no control over what israel does and this biden couldn't influence the genocide that that position put them further right on the subject than fucking reagan.
ironydept.bsky.social
One of the greatest tragedies of the Democratic party (among many) is the GOP has consistently been less willing than Dems to take shit from intransigent Israeli leaders. Not for the right reasons necessarily, but still. Biden should be deeply ashamed of the genocide he actively enabled.
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peanutium.art
I have a dentist appointment tomorrow that I need $250 for if anyone can help me

$givepancake
paypal.me/inosaramet
Venmo: pancakewitch
Peanuts black cat laying on a black blanket on a cat bed
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stratobox.bsky.social
This is Kero Quest 64!
Join Kero on a quest to stop the Prince from spreading evil Shards across the Kingdom! Coming 2026!
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risettemd.bsky.social
Sex Matters be like "HRT mutilates your body" and it fucking does this
2023-2025 2023-2025
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incase.bsky.social
Best way to retain your wealth is to never spend a dime on something unless you absolutely have to.

patreon.com/InCaseArt
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chrislhayes.bsky.social
It is at least *interesting* that the people making this supposedly world-changing technology think its most profitable use cases are: social media videos and sexting.
transsalamander.bsky.social
It's fascinating to see analysis like this from a wholly cisgender perspective. He's 100% on the money but I wouldn't have thought getting there without considering the trans themes possible or very likely for most audiences.

(Also it's cute that he says he hasn't seen anyone talk about this lol)
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
shocked to discover a man who understands some of the deeper tertiary themes of I Saw The TV Glow (2024)

The fact that he even says “Owen isn’t the protagonist, *he’s* the character in a TV show” shows a fundamental understanding of identity that few people get.