Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis)
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This is what every heterosexual couple looks like to me
A white woman with greyish-blue hair, wearing a black jacket raking a selfie outdoors with a white goose that looks puzzled.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
yeah, i am probably gonna follow it up with Woman Under The Influence for the John Cassavetes double feature (Actor -> Director)
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
people acting like they need to prepare for attending their permitted No Kings Protest as if they’re going to the 1999 Seattle WTO protests, or the Selma to Montgomery marches just fucking crack me up. Obviously don’t bring your phone or sign up, but no, you don’t to buy a special pair of shoes.
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Mikey and Nicky (1976)

director Elaine May shot 1.4 million ft of film (~3x what was used to shoot Gone With The Wind) because she would just leave the camera rolling between takes to capture improvised moments between the actors.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
“that was my baby too. it was ours!”

oh, never mind. that rooting is over
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
i’ve never been rooting for a woman to cheat with a man as much as i was rooting for her to in this film.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
ok, this is just an incredibly cute film, and if i was cursed with the heterosexuality i suspect it would be my favorite film by the time i finish it
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
i’ve never been rooting for a woman to cheat with a man as much as i was rooting for her to in this film.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
ok, this is just an incredibly cute film, and if i was cursed with the heterosexuality i suspect it would be my favorite film by the time i finish it
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
Sarah Paulson has been on the screen for less than 30 sec and said zero lines and yet she has already shown how good of an actress she is.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
“there’s no way i’m not gonna say anything.”
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
i’ve seen several in my youth, and i do look forward to watching several of them again, when he’s dead and buried in the ground.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
actually, you know what, i think this guy could maybe write decent erotica? like, this paragraph transported me
dieworkwear.bsky.social
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
yes, i do judge people who watch Woody Allen’s films.

like, jfc, can’t you wait til he dies?!
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
ok, this is just an incredibly cute film, and if i was cursed with the heterosexuality i suspect it would be my favorite film by the time i finish it
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
Sarah Paulson has been on the screen for less than 30 sec and said zero lines and yet she has already shown how good of an actress she is.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
Blue Jay (2016)

because allegedly the dialogue was largely improvised
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
Sarah Paulson has been on the screen for less than 30 sec and said zero lines and yet she has already shown how good of an actress she is.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
Blue Jay (2016)

because allegedly the dialogue was largely improvised
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
Blue Jay (2016)

because allegedly the dialogue was largely improvised
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The fact that the horrible SciAm article lauding a future where we conjure up an AI Marilyn Monroe for shits and giggles hasn't been able to rustle up even 100 likes, but has nearing 800 quote replies? It gives me hope that humanity hasn't completely lost the plot on AI ethics.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
yeah, i don’t know what to tell you beyond “i am gonna lead by example and be the boobs i want to see in the world” and invite others to do the same.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
“have you ever had proper sex before?”

that’s definitely on the list titled “worst questions to ask a queer woman”
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
i love when i am watching a film and one of the women leans into a shitty dude and i say out loud “please bite him” and then they do!!
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
i just had the realization that if a film doesn’t have those mood sequences where there’s no dialogue then it better be because the dialogue and action is just so tight and excellent that it doesn’t need it.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
my film is gonna have a lot of nudity in it because i am so tired of seeing gals hanging out in their bras while enjoying post-sex snuggles
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
yeah, i am definitely enjoying how well it captures that feeling of liminal space that one often feels at some point in their twenties.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
i love when i am watching a film and one of the women leans into a shitty dude and i say out loud “please bite him” and then they do!!
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
i just had the realization that if a film doesn’t have those mood sequences where there’s no dialogue then it better be because the dialogue and action is just so tight and excellent that it doesn’t need it.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
5 minutes in and i find the acting, dialogue, lighting and cinematography to all be leaps and bounds ahead. also, this doesnt look like it’s being shot on a set that doubles for Vivid
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
i just had the realization that if a film doesn’t have those mood sequences where there’s no dialogue then it better be because the dialogue and action is just so tight and excellent that it doesn’t need it.
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
5 minutes in and i find the acting, dialogue, lighting and cinematography to all be leaps and bounds ahead. also, this doesnt look like it’s being shot on a set that doubles for Vivid
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
Suburban Wildlife (2019)

this film was made for 4000 Australian dollars, and i bet it will be better than what i just watched
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
5 minutes in and i find the acting, dialogue, lighting and cinematography to all be leaps and bounds ahead. also, this doesnt look like it’s being shot on a set that doubles for Vivid
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
Suburban Wildlife (2019)

this film was made for 4000 Australian dollars, and i bet it will be better than what i just watched
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
Suburban Wildlife (2019)

this film was made for 4000 Australian dollars, and i bet it will be better than what i just watched
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
what do you mean Guinevere Turner wrote this shit?😩
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
oh and they’re doing the Strangers on a Train plot without actually acknowledging it
cuntleyjune.bsky.social
you take that back! TR is the only American man who still makes me laugh