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Tom Jeltsch

Tom Jeltsch

@tomjeltsch.bsky.social

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EMT. Dog dad. Person dad. I like baseball

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Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 3h

Bad words! #mariners

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 3h

Of course it was Springer. Who else would it be? #mariners

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 4h

A double play? Is it last night already? #mariners

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 4h

OhMyGod.OhMyGod.OhMyGod.OhMyGod.OhMyGod.OhMyGod.OhMyGod.OhMyGod.OhMyGod. #mariners

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 4h

I mean TECHNICALLY Rivas put the bar to the ball #mariners

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 4h

Geno "Grandpa Pants" Suarez

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 4h

Man, if only the Dems would play to win instead of not to lose

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 5h

The #mariners should get extra credit for having cool belts and shoes

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 5h

And I was all "JULIOOOO!" #MARINERS

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 5h

Holy shit. What happened to JPs arm? #mariners

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 5h

Bunting is dumb

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 1d

How many times do we need to load the bases with 1 out before we score? Because so far it's not 2 #mariners

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 1d

My natural optimism has me feeling pretty good about tonight; however, a lifetime of being a #mariners fan has my stomach doing backflips

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 4d

I could stomach the game 3 loss, but this shit is embarrassing #mariners

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 5d

Me to 2 YO: Do you want to watch Paw Patrol?
2 YO: No! WAH!
Me: Okay, point to the show you want
2 YO: *points to Paw Patrol*
Me: oh, my bad
#dadlife

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 5d

Epstein isn't interested in a vagina that old

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 6d

If I had a wattle like he does I'd hate underneath angles too

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Aaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 7d

If the Seattle Mariners won the World Series over the Milwaukee Brewers it would be a lot of fun and sneaky revenge for 1970.

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 7d

British Columbia, it’s not too late to come over to the right side of history. The Blue Jays play 2,500 miles away. They are not your home team!

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 7d

Catchers doing fast guy things is my favorite part of baseball

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 7d

It's weird to question managerial decisions in a 10-3 win, but I think Dan could have done better today #mariners #postseason #spoiledandgreedy #wtwft

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 7d

Chef Boiardi

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 7d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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Brittney Bush Double Play @brittneybush.bsky.social · 7d

Dominic Canzone

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 7d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 7d

Damn dude. Mariners are using the power of friendship. It's actually happening

Tom Jeltsch @tomjeltsch.bsky.social · 7d

Aren't situations like this exactly why you put Emerson Hancock on the #postseason roster? #mariners