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Tom

@tomgj.bsky.social

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Bad bird site escapee Stay at home astronaut Straight, not narrow He/Him, Ho/Hum Spending time between unceded Ngadjuri and Kamilaroi countries

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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 1h

T'was good.

Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 1h

Grub's up!

Kangaroo burger with the lot.

From bottom to top: Caramelised Onion, tomato, lettuce, beetroot, kangaroo, bacon, egg, pineapple, cheese, dead horse.

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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 6h

It was pretty funny, if the handwriting was a font it would've been called Angry Sans Bold.

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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 6h

I used to seal little messages inside artworks that I'd framed for people, then one day found a message sealed inside a frame from another framer that said "This customer is a pain in the kahootz."

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qdot @buttplug.engineer · 7h

Mulch like chatGPT, I too have fixed my problems with mental health in an objectively verifiable way and am therefore ready for sex

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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 10h

Grindrs his gears.

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 12h

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12h

The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again

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Vaxatious Litigant 💉 @exposingnv.bsky.social · 12h

Just in! Candace Owens has lost her High Court challenge over the Aus Govt’s decision to deny her entry to Australia

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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 12h

Sounds like a faux phở

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17h

how much basil comes with takeout phở (actual size): 🌱

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 21h

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 12h

Late start; caffeination has commenced.

Freshly drawn coffee in front of an espresso machine

Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 1d

"The ship has headed to deeper waters while assessments are undertaken to see if the hull has suffered any damage."

I'm no expert but if there's potential damage I'd stick to the shallows

Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, just busy in my drug lab because my 'silent partner' wants some money.

Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 1d

. . . of course he's moved into property development.

Jon Piccini @jonpiccini.bsky.social · 1d

Winding back odometers is such an 80s crime. Almost nostalgic. www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10...

Used car salesman fined $25,000 for winding back car odometers

Alexander Thomas Hallett pleaded guilty to winding back a total of 648,000 kilometres on the odometers of seven vehicles.

www.abc.net.au

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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 1d

Swimmingly.

If you don't count not staying afloat

Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 1d

Was it Ansett that spent millions rebranding by adding a full-stop to their name?

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Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 1d

I like the original collective noun, army.

Frankie5Angels @deuce7crakd.bsky.social · 1d

What do you call a group of frogs?

A portlandia.

Tom @tomgj.bsky.social · 1d

FMD, I know he's sick but he looks at least 74

A 54 year old Dave Hughes looking not a day under 70

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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 1d

Oh wait that wasn’t even an embellishment huh they’re really wylin out

Nicholas Kristof
@NickKristof
In Portland, an ambulance was summoned to the
ICE office to treat an injured protester (not clear
how he was injured). But when the patient was
loaded inside, ICE officers refused to let the
ambulance leave and threatened to shoot the
ambulance driver:

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David Pocock @davidpocock.bsky.social · 1d

SA is showing leadership and common sense by banning AI in election ads.

The Federal govt should follow their lead and protect our democracy from the misuse of generative AI.
www.innovationaus.com/sa-cracks-do...