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Father Tim
@timfather.bsky.social
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Not a priest. And my name's not Tim Stay hydrated https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri 🔞 He/Him, UK
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 18d
The problem with ID cards is that they inevitably lead to the creation of agencies interested in asking to see your ID card.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 2h
Same. And my knees hurt. 😭
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 2h
Yup 😂
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 6h
Things became more insensible.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 20d
I am going to bed now, lest things become more insensible.
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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 9h
maybe the real treasure was the cheese we ate along the way
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 11h
❤️
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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 20h
Had to people.
Would not recommend.
#NoHeckinDoomThanks
#AllBetterNow
Toast, bacon, sausages and mushrooms. There is coffee and juice nearby.
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Jennifer Parker @mrsjparker.bsky.social · 18h
My toxic trait is thinking I don’t need to change out of my good clothes because I won’t get paint on them this time
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15h
Sitting patiently waiting for one to open. It's been four days.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 22h
Of what?
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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 1d
News just in from BlueSky:

[Haunted Toys R Us carpark sounds]
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
Hard to see how they could be 😂🤣🤣
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
The AI AI'ed AI'ily.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
Ok, me 😂
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
No, you ☺️
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
This is the best post I have ever seen.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
Right?
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
Cows
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æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 1d
My husband refused to share his chicken with the cat: A manifesto
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d
I prefer to think of it as a bitterly ironic yet charmingly self aware takedown of the notification driven behaviour we all engage in. But potato/tomato 😂
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d
Skeetmining without a canary, like our forefathers did.
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Late to the party Laura @latetopartylaura.bsky.social · 1d
No YOU without realising opened that screenshot you’d taken of your phone’s screen and tried clicking on the apps.
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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 1d
So, are you telling me that god awful Paul McCartney song finally has a purpose for existing now?
An inflatable resist frog holding a green banner that says “frogs together strong” It is a nod to Planet Of The Apes.
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 2d
And a bow tie!
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 2d
😁🤣🤣🥰
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