timmy
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The “clean” way to do this is to intentionally downzone the by-right option and make the actually economic option only available via special permit. That’s the skeleton key to all manner of shenanigans.
It helps that her number is on the Walgreens account and mine is on the Stop and Shop account.
20-day appeal period
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Archives banned making copies.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

New library catalogue website.
Still waiting patiently for the sloppy Joe to become the next regional curiosity that goes viral. I promise, we would eat them up here in New England!
I see more people get tripped up on Leominster these days
I’ll always be a Yankees fan, but my Giants fandom is a much more comfortable and natural fit for me: the modal Giants team is a heartbreaking mediocrity, but they can be counted on to catch lightning in a bottle enough to not be existentially bad like the Browns or something.
The job of dad is much easier if you don’t mind eating the scraps and the gristle.
I worked at a Cub Scout camp for a few summers. One time, a pack decided to have lunch off-site and didn’t tell the mess hall. We had dozens of extra grilled cheeses, so staff had to eat them or they’d go in the trash. I ate 17 grilled cheeses that day. Sometimes I worry I’ll never be that happy.
This is a rude thing to say about the Gateway to Nantasket
I do no joke just stick my hands in my tomato plants when I pass by. This is the kind of thing that could hold me over in the harsh winter months.
You’re not secretly MagnoliaFan, are you?
What the heck, NYTimes?
I went to four games at Fenway this season, and two of them were losses in Garrett Crochet starts. I didn’t realize how lucky I was.
The VVitch (2015)
what’s really fun about this is when you dig into early american literature and see that the earliest colonists were terrified of the sinful city they just left and then the satanic, untamed wilderness they moved to and you realize american culture was literally raised to idealize the suburb
the amount of raw, unadulterated fear that many Americans have of even small cities is never going to stop being darkly hilarious to me
When I was at BC, there were always flattering urban legends about foreign students who had buyers remorse for attending our hated rival Boston University. Once they got here, they realized that BC was a better school but sounded less prestigious for being a college and not a university.
I try to make this point all the time. What makes housing affordable is one or a combination of three factors: 1. It’s old 2. It’s in bad shape 3. It’s in a market where housing is abundant. You definitionally cannot build 1 or 2. The third factor is the only one we have any control over.
It's true that it's essentially impossible for builders to build "naturally-affordable" housing in high-demand areas that haven't built a lot. The shittiest code-compliant new housing is still much nicer than most kinds of older housing and will rent for more.
September never stays this warm where I come from, and you know I’m not one for complaining
More specifically, the state law prohibited towns from passing zoning that banned ADUs; municipalities (including Boston) have always been free to allow them to
It’s not an exemption. The statewide ADU legalization was an amendment to Chapter 40A, the zoning enabling act for the 350 other cities and towns in the Commonwealth. Boston has separate zoning enabling legislation which has not been amended to mandate ADUs
I’m so old I remember when we couldn’t have a Popeye’s on Washington Street because there’s too much fried chicken in the neighborhood and we wanted a fresh, local option instead. Now to take a big sip of coffee and check out the healthy takeout restaurant that’s surely occupying that storefront
What good is all of this data collection and surveillance if it can’t serve up a pop-up ad for this?
Apple TV continuing to knock it out of the park in terms of producing cool shows with great casts based on concepts/IP I enjoy and just refusing to market them at all. There’s a Murderbot show?