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@thejollycrank.bsky.social

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He/Him Equal parts jolly and cranky. I contain multitudes.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · Dec 5

Inside me are two wolves. Well, actually they are puggles, but they share a common ancestor with wolves so basically the same thing. Anyway, these puggles can snuggle.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 25m

I'm Gen Schumer

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Starfish Who Can’t Think Something Witty @irhottakes.bsky.social · 1h

Canada might have taken America’s sport from us, but we took smashing the White House from them. So when you think about it, it’s basically a draw.

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 4h

I just can’t get over this one, I’m sorry

Stellaween? @antlervel.vet • 2h
In our increasingly polarized and partisan America there's only one thing that can bring us all together again: Johnny Bravo But A Girl

People are not getting paid and a white girl thinks another white girl will fix the problem 🙄
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 4h

I am really focused on my ballroom I say as I shop for loose night shirts

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 4h

They know their base

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 4h

I do not know what post yoga zen is exactly, but if a human child can destroy it, it is very fragile indeed. Maybe consider seclusion?

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 8h

🤣🤣🤣

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 8h

Minority Leaders don't traditionally endorse mayoral candidates, one. Mamdani does not identify as a Democrat, two.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 10h

No.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 10h

I don't think I have prayed for someone to get into heaven. Until now.

R.R. Virdi | Buy The First Binding (from TOR) @rrvirdi.bsky.social · 1d

Throws PokeBall:

GO, YEONGNO!

I CHOOSE YOU for this timeline.

Go on, got. Get on up to heaven lil guy

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 11h

Beats the hell out of sweating weather.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 11h

Started telling my kids once about how my favorite summertime activity was catching crawdads. "I had this old straw hat and I would put it behind the crawdad rock and usually I'd get the critter to swim right into it..."
I think their expressions of pity was the hardest part.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 11h

This is my "it's fine" meme

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 11h

Vampire Vagina Dentata

Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 14h

Cunt Dracula, is that a thing?

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 12h

Once bought a bean pie from a Nation of Islam guy. He didn't like the idea, but hey, a sale was a sale.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 12h

I don't want it. The non-meek fucked it all up.

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 12h

Still, you will always be his beautiful darling.

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Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 13h

Sexy schadenfreude spelling

Bogus Logus Gravy Sommelier @thejollycrank.bsky.social · 14h

Having a Nazi tattoo for 20 years may not "prove" it to your satisfaction, but it is solid evidence. I would not share a dinner table with a guy wearing a Nazi tattoo, why would I want one in a powerful government position?