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bionicslingshot.bsky.social
Unassuming Local Guy
@bionicslingshot.bsky.social
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Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · Apr 5
Hurry up and hop in the car, buddy boy, we’re going antiquing today.
A man (specifically, the one who posted this skeet) is taking a mirror selfie in an absurd pose that’s meant to look casual but — upon the slightest of reflection — is clearly anything but. There’s one exposed nipple, which definitely happened by accident! He is wearing brown chinos and an unbuttoned, navy blue, short-sleeved, collared shirt. He’s standing in his home gym (a glorified spare bedroom) and there is a sparse scene behind him, consisting of a plain white wall and a weight bench.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1h
Ought to be illegal.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 6h
a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
ALT: a man in a black suit says do it in white letters
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 7h
As a Danish-American I disavow this utter nonsense one way or another. 😂
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 7h
Bringing this energy!! 😏😅💖
A side-by-side meme-style image shows a woman posing with a large gorilla statue. On the left, she sits calmly with the caption “Kelsey acting Normal…”. On the right, she strikes a playful, confident pose, pinching the gorilla’s nipple with one leg extended, captioned “The Real Kelsey” in bold pink writing.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 9h
Good plan!! I loved it.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 10h
W o w. 😮‍💨
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 23h
I’ll keep that in mind! 😜😜😜
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
Let her try!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
He can’t get me that easily!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
I was very pleasantly surprised (like… SURPRISED) that even in the great (?) state of Florida, I was able to get a same-day appointment for both a flu shot and a Covid vaccine, with no friction of any kind.
A man smiling after receiving a vaccination, shown by the small bandage on his upper arm. He is wearing a gray sleeveless shirt and standing in front of a festive Halloween-themed display featuring bright orange pumpkin decorations and framed tiki-inspired artwork on the wall.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
Want to squeeze 😮‍💨🤩
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
Highly recommend those orange ones!! 😂
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 1d
I can confidently say that that is the default cat setting.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2d
THIRTY-SEVEN.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2d
LOVE THIS.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2d
Past me was so excited about it, and this morning’s me moaned audibly at it! 😂
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2d
THREE HOURS. 💀
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2d
He was such a mensch.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2d
Saaaaame
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2d
I’m so glad that the “me” of yesterday was kind enough to purchase an almond croissant for the “me” of today.
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2d
I’ll admit I’ve been doing a significant amount of *highly disrespectful* zooming on many of your selfies lately! 😅
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2d
Babbbiiiiieeeeesssss
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2d
Let’s hope they never ask you to!!!
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2d
Right?
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Unassuming Local Guy @bionicslingshot.bsky.social · 2d
🤣🤣 Now, now, that seemed carefully considered. And that’s very reasonable!! lmao
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