Unassuming Local Guy
@bionicslingshot.bsky.social
Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.
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Hurry up and hop in the car, buddy boy, we’re going antiquing today.
Today is Christmas decorating daaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
a man in a suit and a woman in a black dress are dancing in a room with a sign that says do not bend
ALT: a man in a suit and a woman in a black dress are dancing in a room with a sign that says do not bend
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November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Today is Christmas decorating daaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy
I don’t think I’ll ever get over the idea of just walking around my house going about my business and randomly running into this perfect little creature, also roaming around the house and going about his own business.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I don’t think I’ll ever get over the idea of just walking around my house going about my business and randomly running into this perfect little creature, also roaming around the house and going about his own business.
Oh, they fuckin’.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Oh, they fuckin’.
The date nut bread (to be enjoyed with whipped cream cheese while I watch the parade in the morning) and the spinach dip (to snack on with cubes of sourdough bread in the afternoon before our early holiday dinner) are both made. ☺️
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The date nut bread (to be enjoyed with whipped cream cheese while I watch the parade in the morning) and the spinach dip (to snack on with cubes of sourdough bread in the afternoon before our early holiday dinner) are both made. ☺️
“God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen,” is far from my favorite Christmas carol, but I’ve gotta give it some points for daring to toss a reference to “Satan’s power,” right into the first verse.
a little boy in a devil costume is smiling
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November 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
“God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen,” is far from my favorite Christmas carol, but I’ve gotta give it some points for daring to toss a reference to “Satan’s power,” right into the first verse.
I was supposed to travel to two different cities for work next week and I (thankfully) just got the second trip canceled and instead will be doing a virtual meeting. Some good news on this Tuesday. ☺️
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I was supposed to travel to two different cities for work next week and I (thankfully) just got the second trip canceled and instead will be doing a virtual meeting. Some good news on this Tuesday. ☺️
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clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
clarence thomas has no jurisprudential argument, he just hates women and thinks the constitution doesn’t protect a varia suit
Every year I debate whether I should formally use a PTO day on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, or if I should technically work but understand that 90% of people take the day off, and those who don’t are pretty checked out by 1PM anyway… this year, I took the day.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Every year I debate whether I should formally use a PTO day on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving, or if I should technically work but understand that 90% of people take the day off, and those who don’t are pretty checked out by 1PM anyway… this year, I took the day.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Suckin' on my titties like you wanted me
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?
Callin' me, all the time, like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie behind
It's fine all of the time
Like Sex on the Beaches
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches? Huh? What?
Four Christmas movies to know me by.
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Four Christmas movies to know me by.
I love this little squish so much.
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I love this little squish so much.
I’m sitting in a Domino’s Pizza parking lot waiting to hand over some cash to a guy in exchange for an Empire Plastics Santa Claus blow mold. It feels like I’m doing a drug deal.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m sitting in a Domino’s Pizza parking lot waiting to hand over some cash to a guy in exchange for an Empire Plastics Santa Claus blow mold. It feels like I’m doing a drug deal.
Hot guys selling mirrors on Facebook marketplace whose reflections are fully visible in the product photos, that’s totally on purpose, right?
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hot guys selling mirrors on Facebook marketplace whose reflections are fully visible in the product photos, that’s totally on purpose, right?
Another day wasted on work when - by all rights - I ought to be flirting with men.
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Another day wasted on work when - by all rights - I ought to be flirting with men.
My dudes, I cannot wait for this. (Mostly excited for Cher but Ariana Grande is fun too)
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My dudes, I cannot wait for this. (Mostly excited for Cher but Ariana Grande is fun too)
I started coming out to friends when I was 13, and now I’m 44. But the coming out process was a long one that ultimately took a few years - and hey, I mean I still feel like I have to come out all over again anytime there’s a staffing change at work or someone makes an assumption that I’m straight.
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I was very close to 26 when I came out, and I am 32 now.
I was very close to 26 when I came out, and I am 32 now.
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I was 30 when i started coming out to people. I’m 37.
I was 30 when i started coming out to people. I’m 37.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I started coming out to friends when I was 13, and now I’m 44. But the coming out process was a long one that ultimately took a few years - and hey, I mean I still feel like I have to come out all over again anytime there’s a staffing change at work or someone makes an assumption that I’m straight.
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Just nearly passed out holding my breath and thinking about my hog, but it was a good little moment, nonetheless.
🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Just nearly passed out holding my breath and thinking about my hog, but it was a good little moment, nonetheless.
Cool, now I’m back to hoarding pasta again, just like during the LAST Trump administration — but this time, it’s for a different and entirely self-inflicted reason, not a global pandemic. Good lord, how utterly stupid this is.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Cool, now I’m back to hoarding pasta again, just like during the LAST Trump administration — but this time, it’s for a different and entirely self-inflicted reason, not a global pandemic. Good lord, how utterly stupid this is.
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lol I hate this shit so much, like what is this even supposed to mean.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
lol I hate this shit so much, like what is this even supposed to mean.