Unassuming Local Guy
@bionicslingshot.bsky.social
Dad to all cats. Elder millennial. Practicing homosexual. Gaming enthusiast. Older than Donkey Kong & MTV.
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Hurry up and hop in the car, buddy boy, we’re going antiquing today.
I love this little squish so much.
November 19, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I love this little squish so much.
I’m sitting in a Domino’s Pizza parking lot waiting to hand over some cash to a guy in exchange for an Empire Plastics Santa Claus blow mold. It feels like I’m doing a drug deal.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’m sitting in a Domino’s Pizza parking lot waiting to hand over some cash to a guy in exchange for an Empire Plastics Santa Claus blow mold. It feels like I’m doing a drug deal.
Hot guys selling mirrors on Facebook marketplace whose reflections are fully visible in the product photos, that’s totally on purpose, right?
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hot guys selling mirrors on Facebook marketplace whose reflections are fully visible in the product photos, that’s totally on purpose, right?
Another day wasted on work when - by all rights - I ought to be flirting with men.
November 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Another day wasted on work when - by all rights - I ought to be flirting with men.
My dudes, I cannot wait for this. (Mostly excited for Cher but Ariana Grande is fun too)
November 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My dudes, I cannot wait for this. (Mostly excited for Cher but Ariana Grande is fun too)
I started coming out to friends when I was 13, and now I’m 44. But the coming out process was a long one that ultimately took a few years - and hey, I mean I still feel like I have to come out all over again anytime there’s a staffing change at work or someone makes an assumption that I’m straight.
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I was very close to 26 when I came out, and I am 32 now.
I was very close to 26 when I came out, and I am 32 now.
Queer BlueSky: how old were you when you came out and how old are you now?
I was 30 when i started coming out to people. I’m 37.
I was 30 when i started coming out to people. I’m 37.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I started coming out to friends when I was 13, and now I’m 44. But the coming out process was a long one that ultimately took a few years - and hey, I mean I still feel like I have to come out all over again anytime there’s a staffing change at work or someone makes an assumption that I’m straight.
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Just nearly passed out holding my breath and thinking about my hog, but it was a good little moment, nonetheless.
🚦 THIS IS A CHECKPOINT 🚦
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
Take a huge breath & hold it in for 7 seconds while you think something nice about yourself then exhale slowly bye
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Just nearly passed out holding my breath and thinking about my hog, but it was a good little moment, nonetheless.
Cool, now I’m back to hoarding pasta again, just like during the LAST Trump administration — but this time, it’s for a different and entirely self-inflicted reason, not a global pandemic. Good lord, how utterly stupid this is.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Cool, now I’m back to hoarding pasta again, just like during the LAST Trump administration — but this time, it’s for a different and entirely self-inflicted reason, not a global pandemic. Good lord, how utterly stupid this is.
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lol I hate this shit so much, like what is this even supposed to mean.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
lol I hate this shit so much, like what is this even supposed to mean.
Happy Sunday from the waiting area of the hair salon where I am always on time and they are consistently running 30 minutes late. 😅
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Happy Sunday from the waiting area of the hair salon where I am always on time and they are consistently running 30 minutes late. 😅
Happy Fluffy Cat Friday from me and Theodore. 😻
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Happy Fluffy Cat Friday from me and Theodore. 😻
Man, I feel like you guys are just making up imaginary pop stars at this point.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Man, I feel like you guys are just making up imaginary pop stars at this point.
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Me as a ghost. 👻
Honestly I hope this comic makes me incredibly rich so that it adds a layer of silliness when my mom chastises me over the phone for saying “piss”
November 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Me as a ghost. 👻
Franklin and Theodore have been watching me play Persona 3 Reload this evening. 😌
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Franklin and Theodore have been watching me play Persona 3 Reload this evening. 😌
Give me one good reason why I am building sales decks and briefing cross-functional teams today, when I should be:
•driving through mountains and admiring peak foliage
•singing around a bonfire
•wearing flannel
•kissing men
•picking apples or some nonsense, I dunno
•driving through mountains and admiring peak foliage
•singing around a bonfire
•wearing flannel
•kissing men
•picking apples or some nonsense, I dunno
November 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Give me one good reason why I am building sales decks and briefing cross-functional teams today, when I should be:
•driving through mountains and admiring peak foliage
•singing around a bonfire
•wearing flannel
•kissing men
•picking apples or some nonsense, I dunno
•driving through mountains and admiring peak foliage
•singing around a bonfire
•wearing flannel
•kissing men
•picking apples or some nonsense, I dunno
Finally ordered some of those Awry shorts and underwear you gentlemen have been going on about, so I guess we’ll see if they’re worth the hype. 😅
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Finally ordered some of those Awry shorts and underwear you gentlemen have been going on about, so I guess we’ll see if they’re worth the hype. 😅
I keep getting served ads for something called a “Boiled Wool Chore Blazer,” and even disregarding how this garment actually looks, can we all just agree that the NAME is just not selling it?
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I keep getting served ads for something called a “Boiled Wool Chore Blazer,” and even disregarding how this garment actually looks, can we all just agree that the NAME is just not selling it?
Franklin is helping while I wait for my beard dye to develop. 😵💫😅
November 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Franklin is helping while I wait for my beard dye to develop. 😵💫😅
The last family to stop by tonight consisted of two young kids and a mom in costume, and an extremely muscular, attractive, shirtless dad. 😳
I was already breaking down some decorations and turning off lights, but I very, VERY quickly said, “You wait right here — I’m gonna go get the bowl. 😏”
I was already breaking down some decorations and turning off lights, but I very, VERY quickly said, “You wait right here — I’m gonna go get the bowl. 😏”
November 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The last family to stop by tonight consisted of two young kids and a mom in costume, and an extremely muscular, attractive, shirtless dad. 😳
I was already breaking down some decorations and turning off lights, but I very, VERY quickly said, “You wait right here — I’m gonna go get the bowl. 😏”
I was already breaking down some decorations and turning off lights, but I very, VERY quickly said, “You wait right here — I’m gonna go get the bowl. 😏”