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The Jewker

@thejewker.bsky.social

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Chill retro variety streams, good vibes, chaos, jank, weird games. Streams every Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday | He/Him Business Inquiries: [email protected]

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The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · Nov 9

Hey there!

I'm Jewker, a bisexual Twitch Partner who does a lot of retro and variety that aims to keep a safe and chill space for everyone all while just having a blast and giving good vibes

Twitch: www.twitch.tv/thejewker
YT Vods: www.youtube.com/@TheJewkerSt...

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The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · 3h

Do you remember when Arceus came out and people insisted it was a bad game cause a screenshot they took had one or two trees so it was unrealistic? Yeah Pokemon fans haven't changed much

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Kaban! @kaban.bsky.social · 13h

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Lettuce🐇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · Aug 26

Galaga

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MaxHell Yezpitelok @mrmxy.bsky.social · Nov 21

Satellaview+ deserves more attention: an emulator-based (so far) recreation of the '90s service that let players download games to their Super Famicoms via satellite. Today there's a big SFC in the in-game town in honor of the console's 35th birthday and last month they added a damn Spirit Halloween

Screenshot from BS-X: The Town Whose Name Was Stolen for Satellaview showing the boy character standing near a big Super Famicom console in the event plaza.

Screenshot from BS-X: The Town Whose Name Was Stolen for Satellaview showing the boy character standing near a Spirit Halloween store in the event plaza.

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MotorRoach @motorroach.bsky.social · 13h

Putting Dante in everything: part 30

#pixelart #dante

Clock Tower: Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry™ Series

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dilith 🎃 @flurrys.nekoweb.org · 16h

i mean idk man I feel like being on a more boring site beats this

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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 22h

Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit!

This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact

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The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · 13h

Konami is also nearby! It's close to my area

The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · 13h

This is exactly how you get your food to have spit in it, deservedly

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The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · 13h

Just heard some loser at this restaurant unironically ask if the wings are discontinued on Wednesday because they are terrible. My guy why did you come here if you are gonna insult the staff? They are just on sale dude

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digital cartoon rabbit on the on-line @crashlapine.bsky.social · 17h

tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life

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heyitsmuht.bsky.social @heyitsmuht.bsky.social · 17h

I GUESS I should post this here or something. You missed out on the creation of this....thing if you missed my stream today. That's very sad for you. For you @ryyudo.bsky.social

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Good Boys, Bad Movies @ruffcuts.bsky.social · 21h

It's time for Episode 240! We look back at teen horror franchises Are You Afraid Of The Dark? and Goosebumps in this October special

Episode 240 - Are You Afraid Of Goosebumps | Ruff Cuts

Boyks and Ilyon delve into some nostalgia with teen horror franchises Are You Afraid Of The Dark? and Goosebumps specials - come, look into the Torment Nexus and meet Digger

ruffcuts.podbean.com

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Travis Bickerstaff @bickpixx.bsky.social · 21h

I made a dumb reaction image toward those are very "passionate" about GenAI.

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The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · 21h

I'm pretty sure this is exactly how I guessed it sounding after the raid and that makes it way funnier to me

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🏳️‍🌈Mr_Shasta🦦 @mr-shasta.fastestfurs.com · 22h

I just need everyone to experience this moment from Lux-Pain. It's very very important

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 23h

Long story short, an actual Nazi doxxing ring. Enough people reported them that they went away for like 12 hours and then Elon personally brought them back. The site is dead. If you’re still on there, go lock your account right now

chris @knightscrest.bsky.social · 23h

what even happened on the other site this time

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The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah this is entirely valid. If I didn't already know I would be running circles for a long time

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I HAD NO IDEA AND WOULD HAVE SHOWED THIS ON STREAM IF I KNEW

The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · 1d

The only thing I really dislike is the start of the game can be awful to explore for the three keys if you don't really know what to do and the final boss is just so lazy that you it almost one shots you at full health and you can just heal through it

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The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · 1d

Silent Hill is a classic horror game with incredible atmosphere and sound design. It takes advantage of the limitations of the console to make the fog as iconic as it is. The camera angles are also really impressive for a PS1 era game

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Mr. Chau @srirachachau.bsky.social · 1d

It’s funny how the old media depiction of Nazis was always that they’re evil but dignified gentleman and now they’re openly just like “Hello. I’m the Anime Pedophile”

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Spook-mi/erika @samitron.bsky.social · 1d

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The Jewker @thejewker.bsky.social · 1d

Have you seen a little girl? Just turned 7 last month... Short, black hair... We're taking a trip to Silent Hill today twitch.tv/TheJewker

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💜danky🌈 @plushiepaint.bsky.social · 6d

my favorite meme

borzoi looking pleadingly at the viewer with text,
WE ARE NOT "BORN TO DIE", DOES A BOOK BEGIN JUST TO FINISH? DOES A SONG OPEN WITH A BEAUTIFUL CHORD PURELY TO END? YES, WE ARE BORN WITH THE INEVITABLE FATE OF DEATH, BUT THAT IS MERELY THE FINAL ACT OF THE PLAY. WE ARE BORN TO LOVE, BE JOYOUS, TO MOVE, LEARN, CRY, AND FEEL. WE ARE IN FACT BORN TO LIVE

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