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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 4h

The actor Daniel Radcliffe has reportedly had the ever-living shite scared out of him by a mysterious woman in black who turned out to be an autistic goth minding her own business.

The Woman in Black? Autistic goth unwittingly scares bejeezus out of Daniel Radcliffe

The actor Daniel Radcliffe has reportedly had the ever-living shite scared out of him by a mysterious woman in black who turned out to be an autistic goth minding her own business. Paige Thomas, 28,…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 6h

Lottie Fitzgerald, 32, legitimately does need the drug to get her mashed enough not to think about the fact that she’s in a metal tube, hurtling through the sky - but try telling that to those jobsworths at border control.

Full article on Patreon today: www.patreon.com/posts/140735...

“This is my emotional-support weed” claims autistic woman at customs

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Sarah Amero @sarahamero.bsky.social · 7h

Occasionally I write literary-inspired pieces just to remind myself that I can enjoy books other than 'Red Dead Redemption 2: The Complete Official Guide'

The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

"... she has now stowed her phone under a loose plank in the floor, she can hear every message coming through as a testament to her shame."

AuDHD woman’s unread messages beating damningly under floorboards

An auDHD woman is being tortured by the tell-tale sound of her countless unread notifications pinging underneath the floorboards, it has been reported. Navya Randhawa, 30, knows her emails, texts and…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 8h

Robert Noot, 29, was first attracted to Kelsey Dacey, 26, due to her artistic vibe, her emotional intensity and her insistence that the TV volume always be on an even number, unless the number is a multiple of five.

Man upset to discover manic pixie dream girl just regular autistic woman

A man who thought his quirky girlfriend would magically fix all his debilitating personal issues has been left “hurt and disappointed” after she transpired to be an ordinary autistic woman, it has…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 12h

Tricia Squire, 19, knows that her sensitivity to her environment and unique perspective on the world may seem like autistic traits, but they are actually proof that she represents the next stage of human evolution.

Highly sensitive indigo child just glad she’s nothing like those autistics

A supernaturally gifted woman has expressed relief that her otherworldly powers can never be mistaken for something as mundane as autism, according to sources. Tricia Squire, 19, knows that her…

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The Autistic Coach | Matthew (he/they) @theautisticcoach.bsky.social · 10h

spot on - rage knows no opponent than the rage of a starseed, high potentialite, or gifted being told that they're autistic

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 12h

Tricia Squire, 19, knows that her sensitivity to her environment and unique perspective on the world may seem like autistic traits, but they are actually proof that she represents the next stage of human evolution.

Highly sensitive indigo child just glad she’s nothing like those autistics

A supernaturally gifted woman has expressed relief that her otherworldly powers can never be mistaken for something as mundane as autism, according to sources. Tricia Squire, 19, knows that her…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

"... she has now stowed her phone under a loose plank in the floor, she can hear every message coming through as a testament to her shame."

AuDHD woman’s unread messages beating damningly under floorboards

An auDHD woman is being tortured by the tell-tale sound of her countless unread notifications pinging underneath the floorboards, it has been reported. Navya Randhawa, 30, knows her emails, texts and…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

“It’s not as simple as learning where to put them - you have to learn what to do for every situation. Sitting, walking, running… well, not running.”

Read the full personal attack on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/140735...

40-year-old autistic woman still figuring out what she’s supposed to be doing with her arms

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

“It’s not as simple as learning where to put them - you have to learn what to do for every situation. Sitting, walking, running… well, not running.”

Read the full personal attack on Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/140735...

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

Christine Smout, 84, caught her husband Anand, 81, sneaking glances at her across the kitchen table. She thought nothing of it at first, but when she realised he’d been ending all of his text messages with exactly three kisses, she began to wonder if he had a crush on her.

Autistic woman beginning to suspect spouse of 60 years has a thing for her

An autistic woman reportedly suspects she may have a secret admirer – the man she has been married to for six decades. Christine Smout, 84, caught her husband Anand, 81, sneaking glances at her…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

"... she has now stowed her phone under a loose plank in the floor, she can hear every message coming through as a testament to her shame."

AuDHD woman’s unread messages beating damningly under floorboards

An auDHD woman is being tortured by the tell-tale sound of her countless unread notifications pinging underneath the floorboards, it has been reported. Navya Randhawa, 30, knows her emails, texts and…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

Christine Smout, 84, caught her husband Anand, 81, sneaking glances at her across the kitchen table. She thought nothing of it at first, but when she realised he’d been ending all of his text messages with exactly three kisses, she began to wonder if he had a crush on her.

Autistic woman beginning to suspect spouse of 60 years has a thing for her

An autistic woman reportedly suspects she may have a secret admirer – the man she has been married to for six decades. Christine Smout, 84, caught her husband Anand, 81, sneaking glances at her…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d

Eli Port, 41, made the breakthrough after their boss asking them to come in early “for a catch up”, causing an entire weekend of mild hyperventilating, was literally just referring to idle chitchat.

Science! Autistic person discovers solving one anxiety spawns 14 new ones

An autistic person has made the groundbreaking discovery that resolving the source of one anxiety causes at least 14 new ones to pop up, like adding water to a Gremlin, it has been announced. Eli…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d

Niamh Callaghan, 27, reportedly likes her blue hair, but not as much as she likes being the physical manifestation of an Aspie Supremacist’s worst nightmare.

Autistic woman totally dyes hair blue to piss off incels

An autistic woman has revealed that she mostly dyes her hair blue in order to annoy basement-dwelling dweebs who think women can’t be autistic. Niamh Callaghan, 27, reportedly likes her blue hair,…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d

Yuichi Suzuki, 48, has added “make copy of haunted video” to his to-do list, but has conceded it’s unlikely he’ll remember he made a list at all.

AuDHD man who will die in seven days unless he makes copy of tape had a pretty good run, to be fair

An auDHD man who watched a creepy videotape and then received a voicemail informing him that he would die in seven days unless he made a copy has reportedly resigned himself to the inevitable. …

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 1d

In a statement released today, the autistic population explained: “Lol have you ever got a single fact wrong around one of us?”

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d

Yuichi Suzuki, 48, has added “make copy of haunted video” to his to-do list, but has conceded it’s unlikely he’ll remember he made a list at all.

AuDHD man who will die in seven days unless he makes copy of tape had a pretty good run, to be fair

An auDHD man who watched a creepy videotape and then received a voicemail informing him that he would die in seven days unless he made a copy has reportedly resigned himself to the inevitable. …

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Hare @harecomedy.bsky.social · 2d

Thank god I haven't told them how I feel about Data from Star Trek

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Take the clown statue and get out! WE DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS!!! @brainmage.bsky.social · 2d

You get a job writing for a company and just ONCE imply you're more excited about transformers, and then this happens @thedailytism.com

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d

Niamh Callaghan, 27, reportedly likes her blue hair, but not as much as she likes being the physical manifestation of an Aspie Supremacist’s worst nightmare.

Autistic woman totally dyes hair blue to piss off incels

An autistic woman has revealed that she mostly dyes her hair blue in order to annoy basement-dwelling dweebs who think women can’t be autistic. Niamh Callaghan, 27, reportedly likes her blue hair,…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 2d

Eli Port, 41, made the breakthrough after their boss asking them to come in early “for a catch up”, causing an entire weekend of mild hyperventilating, was literally just referring to idle chitchat.

Science! Autistic person discovers solving one anxiety spawns 14 new ones

An autistic person has made the groundbreaking discovery that resolving the source of one anxiety causes at least 14 new ones to pop up, like adding water to a Gremlin, it has been announced. Eli…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 3d

“I took this caretaking job in good faith. They promised me a ‘tremendous sense of isolation’ and I thought I could just get on with my writing in peace and solitude, but I get here and it’s party city!”

Autistic Jack Torrance goes crazy due to all play and no work

An autistic writer has become severely mentally unwell, as the peaceful, quiet, work environment he was promised has turned out to be an overstimulating social whirl which has prevented him from…

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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 3d

Miya Wilkes, 29, eschews romantic gestures like touch, acts of service or words of affirmation in favour of being treated like a disease-carrying rodent.

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Sarah Amero @sarahamero.bsky.social · 3d

Thank you to the many, MANY generous backers on Patreon and Ko-Fi for supporting our upcoming @thedailytism.com sketch show episode. The list of names is so long I nearly passed out reading it

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