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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 7h

Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face the right way.

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 6h

Cole is perfect for the role but I am not watching the live action

Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 8h

Clang clang clang went Shiny! Ding ding ding went his taint! Dead dead dead went his enemies, from the moment his guiche got pierced!

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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 10h

Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 8h

Whose guiche will it connect to, ending their mortal coil?

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THE CITY @thecity.nyc · 8h

Our team will be out all day covering the election, and we want to hear from you. Are there problems or long lines at your polling place? Electioneering? A voting sticker shortage? Drop a line at [email protected].

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Green Ben Casserole @franzferdinand2.bsky.social · 9h

You're laughing. Peter Cushing pulled down the curtains to let the sunlight in and it made Dick Cheney burn to dust and you're laughing.

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 9h

Wow do we think piercing my dick pierced Dick Cheney’s heart and killed him

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 9h

Dick Cheney’s Dead new Pink Pony Club parody song

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 16h

Honestly it was not bad! The bleeding after is way more annoying

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 17h

Accidentally participating in No Nut November because I got my dick pierced today

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 17h

Unsurprising but still annoying, my dick hurts! Sleeping is going to be An Experience

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 17h

Hey

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 22h

See also: my thick ass potato leek soup

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 23h

It was very sweet

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 23h

Thank you!

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Second Ave. Sagas @2avesag.as · 1d

The thing is if you don’t deal with the complexities of the IDC and Cuomo’s seven (!!) years of support for it, you’re also dodging or ignoring facts. It is *the* story of most of Cuomo’s time in office, and how he was able to abuse state power to run the MTA into the ground, for example.

Brian Mann @brianmannadk.bsky.social · 1d

But pretending that Cuomo didn't play a key role in advancing big progressive policy ideas means dodging or ignoring facts. It also means not dealing with the complexities of politics and of human behavior. /End

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Sam Branman @tenyards.bsky.social · 1d

My dick: pierced! Thank you @corneliustreat.bsky.social for being my last hole for the next few months and for holding my hand during the appointment!