Hegelian vs. Predator
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Winner of the 1934 Nobel Prize in Necromancy. He/him. I have tattoos old enough to drink.
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telemark.bsky.social
They are going to LOVE international football in rural Idaho!
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goldengateblond.bsky.social
whoever did this little bit of magnificence, take a bow
satire: a spirit halloween costume that’s a “violent antifa terrorist” and includes:
- inflatable frog suit
- cape
- pepper spray filter
- a thirst for the blood of the innocent
- air pump

batteries and Molotov cocktails not included
telemark.bsky.social
One of these times he's going to blow up a fishing boat named Last Mango full of investment bankers
telemark.bsky.social
So she doesn't look like this?
Horace Greeley
telemark.bsky.social
There are zero ethical billionaires. Mulch the rich
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telemark.bsky.social
Counterpoint: Jared Leto gets absolutely WRECKED and that makes it an important work
telemark.bsky.social
Jesus Fucking CHRIST why are you doing this
telemark.bsky.social
I could probably still rattle off a dozen phone numbers from the 80s.
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bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
telemark.bsky.social
Dunno... Drawing "damp" is not easy
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brianstack153.bsky.social
My neighbor Judy hits it out of the park again with her Halloween yard skeletons, this year the busted “Coldplay Couple”.
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ashleylynch.bsky.social
This is why the costumes are honestly brilliant. Ngo, who has never said a truthful thing in his entire life (remember the concrete milkshake?) now has to convince people inflatable Sesame Street and animal costumes are violent terrorists.

Sometimes you just need an image too silly to demonize.
michaelehayden.bsky.social
“They are highly organized … [they] have purchased their own animal costumes”
Andy ngo mad about muppets again — this time in Chicago
telemark.bsky.social
It’s great when a town has TWO The Biggest Dipshits in Town
telemark.bsky.social
That’s Uncle Suppurate. Common mistake
telemark.bsky.social
We also have a cat who is DONE with the kitten’s shit
A large mostly white cat (Kai) who is yelling at his new little brother (Baldr) a black kitten
telemark.bsky.social
They will if there is ever another democrat president
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cwebbonline.com
It’s the Feds making Portland look like a war zone— not the protesters.

And honestly, these protesters are brilliant. They’re flipping the whole authoritarian cosplay on its ass!
telemark.bsky.social
Adding pandaburgers to the new WH patio brunch menu
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
In the last week, Donald Trump has insisted that there are no more stores left in war-ravaged Portland, asserted that Joe Biden was president during the January 6th insurrection, hosted conspiracy theorists for an "Antifa" summit, and said he'd consider pardoning his good friend the sex trafficker.
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ihavethatonvinyl.com
🎵the zombies were having fun
the party had just begun
the guests included
wolfman dracula and his son
those are people who died, died
those are people who died, died
they all did the monster mash
and they died🎵