Zoë; commissions open!
@tankpotzoe.bsky.social
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U.K. based miniature commission painter, currently accepting commissions. Check ko-fi.com/tankpotzoe for prices, or email me at [email protected]!
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Hello! I’m Zoë, shortstack queer goblin and U.K. based miniature commission painter. Get in touch if you’re interested in getting minis painted! #paintingminiatures #warhammercommunity #warmongers
#commissionsopen
tankpotzoe.bsky.social
Got one if the older plastic archons off someone and I was like, this guy sucks but I won’t let that stop me
tankpotzoe.bsky.social
A few years ago, on twitter, I said of the newly announced Krondys; 'that dragon looks like he fucks cars'. It's possibly my most insightful bit of commentary on Age of Sigmar and I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought it.
tankpotzoe.bsky.social
this is more raw and vulnerable than a pre-transition photo of someone
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rictus-still.bsky.social
Calling it done.

And yes, the banner is very impractical.

#Orks #Gobsmasha #LootedWagon #SpeedFreaks #40k #EvilSunz #OrkBattleWagon #OrkGunTrukk
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Beef, Chief, Leaf, Weef, Speaf and Queef
tankpotzoe.bsky.social
Pizza by the slice: ❌

Pizza by the sluice: ✅
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nephriteheart.bsky.social
we all had a time with christmasfied red gobbo, let's do something different now. what about santa kharn. stick a little red and white cap on each of the bunny ears on his helmet.
tankpotzoe.bsky.social
Fragile minis, US client
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
tankpotzoe.bsky.social
Proper treasure!
voiceofkosh.bsky.social
I have a cereal box of 3rd ed Space Wolves that have sat under my desk for like a year because I just don't have the spoons to work out what they're worth and put them on eBay. Does anyone want to buy them off me for a reasonable offer?
There's tanks and bikes and wolves and dudes and a cute metal dread. His fingies are in the box.
Reposted by Zoë; commissions open!
voiceofkosh.bsky.social
I have a cereal box of 3rd ed Space Wolves that have sat under my desk for like a year because I just don't have the spoons to work out what they're worth and put them on eBay. Does anyone want to buy them off me for a reasonable offer?
There's tanks and bikes and wolves and dudes and a cute metal dread. His fingies are in the box.
Reposted by Zoë; commissions open!
fenrisgames.com
was due to pick up the master model for this at Partizan today. She's coming in the post instead...
fenrisgames.com
What, this one?
WIP model of the tank from Tank Girl the movie. I'll chase up the sculptor again!
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chaoskat.bsky.social
Salvation Army seen feeding ICE today. For anyone who doesn't already know about their bigotry, here is more, No need to give them your money this Christmas, or ever.
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
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tankpotzoe.bsky.social
Weird Beatles tribute band but ok
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mckelvie.bsky.social
OK the facehugger boots are an inspired touch
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gendercoffin.bsky.social
Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why
A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”
Reposted by Zoë; commissions open!
the-empyrean-bsky.bsky.social
Spellweaver on Unicorn for my Wood El army 🧚 🦄 💀

This model has been in the works for ages now and I’m really happy with how it turned out. The base sculpt is amazing and paints up so easily. It’s also pretty huge, which is awesome.
Reposted by Zoë; commissions open!
ceresultra.bsky.social
How do I explain to offline people that my favorite Japanese mascot said "we can only be liberated from queer oppression if we are truly seen as human" and then started wielding fireworks like a rocket launcher on the side of a mountain without sounding like I've totally lost it?

Chiitan forever
chiitan.love
Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍
tankpotzoe.bsky.social
Out of the woods for a bit but I’d still like to shift this, mainly because I’ve already done a box for a client a few months ago and I’ve not much drive to do one for myself…
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erinbiba.bsky.social
LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying
Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money
Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.
www.vulture.com