Jay
@synoisia.bsky.social
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He/him. Student of the strange, advertising professional, tech hobbyist.
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synoisia.bsky.social
In Democracy you've got to be a player.
Hunter S. Thompson pointing a revolver.
synoisia.bsky.social
Mom is super mad at me. Her thing lately is running water in the sink and walking away from it. Twice it's been hot water when I've been in the tub and like, I was like "HEY!" but telling her she did something wrong sets her off and like, now she won't put her hearing aids in.
synoisia.bsky.social
Remember kids, when you're a total fucking loser, being part of the master race is much more appealing than actually working on yourself.
synoisia.bsky.social
So, all the Republican "Youth" guys in that leaked chat are in their late 20s to mid 30s.

Dismissing them as "dumb kids" illustrates a fundamental truth that white male supremacy fundamentally infantilizes men. All those dudes are stuck in a permanent state of immature chudhood.
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ronscompvids.bsky.social
US Mint: "Just put somebody's aunt on there. Nobody's going to use the coin anyway!"
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hesterpangs.bsky.social
Call your friendly neighborhood record store if you have one and you will get more than all the perfectly great and sturdy secondhand boxes that you need.
emilylhauser.bsky.social
Uline's owners "have used their wealth to funnel millions of dollars into the most extreme RW politicians & mvmts... contributed $144 million to conservative groups in the 2024 election cycle... donated $4+ million to bankroll anti-abortion groups who pushed to overturn Roe v Wade."
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synoisia.bsky.social
Nice but it's really not the same. Gotta be Panama or the Suez.
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firebunicorn.bsky.social
"Business realities" - The wealth class will never give a damn about us. This is the framing I saw go by on the LinkedIn newsfeed yesterday.

"Surprises" - as if it isn't terrifying to have the rug pulled out from under you at the end of a long life. Fuck all these guys.
Medicare's 2026 enrollment period begins Wednesday and covered seniors should expect surprises, experts say. Many out-of-pocket costs for Medicare Advantage will have higher caps, and more than a million enrollees could see their current plans eliminated entirely. Industry experts suggest seniors check if their preferred doctors remain accessible, since many are leaving Medicare Advantage networks. What's behind the changes? Pure "business realities," says The Wall Street Journal: Insurers are looking to salvage profits they've lost due to regulatory changes and higher medical spending.
synoisia.bsky.social
I thumbs down every one of them I see.
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firebunicorn.bsky.social
SIGH.

Getting in bed with the Evangelicals to hurt women and end abortion rights - even as their followers continually called Catholics pagans and denied their Christianity - has come around to bite the Church in the ass.

FFS. Never sell your soul.
synoisia.bsky.social
I just ordered some Tri-X last week.
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laurenhallden.com
Now is not the time to stop reading the Jeff Bezos Advertorial Section
Reddit add from the Washington post proclaiming now is not the time to stop reading.
synoisia.bsky.social
And it's not like I'm being "tolerate abusive behavior" I'm like "lower your threshold for what sets you off because believe me, someone being a little grouchy with you ain't shit."
synoisia.bsky.social
I hate being a dick to people, but my reaction is always like "grow up, toughen up" because that's what I've had to do over and over and over.
synoisia.bsky.social
That's frankly a lifelong legacy of having to present and defend work from doing crit in multiple art classes through two degrees to working advertising, which is an incredibly frank and bruising experience.
synoisia.bsky.social
I also need to know if I'm the subject matter expert or just the guy that knows the software, like does my input count or not?

Also, I have a real tendency to fight for my ideas. I've only recently realized that this comes off as SUPER HOSTILE to people.
synoisia.bsky.social
I have a really hard time with ambiguous roles in things. I always want to use the RACI system because I end up with things like "Oh I'm your boss, but it's this person's event, but I need to see it and oh, here's another person's input."

I need to know who is doing what.
synoisia.bsky.social
The one thing about me that doesn't translate well into social media is that there is a type of personality, the non-confrontational, dislikes any friction, wants to communicate with subtle messaging or have an intermediary, to whom I am the World's Greatest Asshole.
synoisia.bsky.social
We're into "I bought you turkey from the deli" level treats now.
synoisia.bsky.social
Well I have bad news. Ellie the cat tested positive for bladder cancer. She's restarting chemo next week. Appreciate any positive vibes for her. This is hard for cats to beat.
synoisia.bsky.social
He's probably not going to recover.
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lordjuiblex.bsky.social
I am killing it this morning, if by "it" you mean my soul.
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guntoucher.bsky.social
ME: its too early for this

BRAIN: yeah sorry man, my bad
synoisia.bsky.social
They're so desperate and have spent so much money on these incredibly poor products. They're starting to get desperate.
synoisia.bsky.social
Hell yes. I loved those things.