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what's left of mainstream media is just going to be 24/7 right wing agitprop peppered with lazy AI infotainment slop

all run by nepobabies and brunchlord failsons who'll blame generational entitlement when nobody wants to watch their dogshit content
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can you imagine how insane everyone's going to be a year from now??
Unfortunately they are not legally required to follow the law
Maybe he's just a big bored ape fan
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American law, it seems to me, exists to create a condition of constant titillation for people whose material needs are never unmet, but whose appetites have been teased into a state of ungovernable sadism by sloganeering & advertising that promises a return to a world that never existed & never will
Our survival is their failure
I knew eventually right-wing shock troops were coming here
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Old Soviet joke:

Why do ICE agents travel in groups of three?

One can read, one can write, and the third keeps an eye on the two intellectuals
New ICE recruiting methods have resulted in half of this group of absolute winners failing AN OPEN BOOK TEST
Why's this guy so scared to say what he means?
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at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
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The burden of proof is now squarely on the Democratic Party to show it is not systematically colluding with the far right, even under a fascist consolidation, to exclude social democrats from power
Breaking News: Mayor Eric Adams will endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor of New York City to try to stop the momentum of Zohran Mamdani. nyti.ms/4nfliHv
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Donald Trump has pardoned Binance founder Changpeng Zhao. Binance has been a major supporter of Trump's crypto projects, and Trump has already made millions after Binance accepted a $2 billion investment from an Emirati fund denominated in the Trump family's USD1 stablecoin.
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i really could give a half of a shit about like the honor of "the american presidency," a world-historical evil, or the white house, which is the castle that the devil lives in. that said the shit where they are just tearing it down is uuhhh semiotically sort of unmooring huh
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he's knocking down the literal white house and illegally murdering people by dropping bombs on international boats and the government has been shut down for weeks and it's just like....yep
can't even bring himself to say he didn't do it
I dunno, maybe you were in the USAF Handing Out Ice Cream division, but if you need me to validate your life's work then that's on you. The US military exists to kill and the fact that we don't have to force people to do it is deeply embarrassing to the nation and the species.
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free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t
No. There's no rule that says the army can't have planes and boats and whatever the marines are for. It's waste fraud and abuse.
Texas and Florida are the 2nd and 3rd most diverse states.
But imagine if you had spent that time doing something good.
Because I want to make it clear that "more than most" is too low of a bar for a US senator
Yeah but I'd do it for free
I'm not a New Yorker, so people there usually call it "NYC"
Alarm going off at the fire station and the firefighters are calling 911.
Sen. Jeff Merkley, D-Oregon, is about to cross 20 hours of continuously holding the Senate floor and speaking to "ring the alarm bells" about authoritarianism.