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Sumarumi

@sumarumi.bsky.social

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Cogito Ergo Sumarumi. I kill widows and orphans for money. “Sexy polymath” “Purveyor of tat” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 10% Bluesky discount on my Etsy shop: DreamOfEclecticChic https://dreamofeclecticchic.etsy.com?coupon=BLUESKY10

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 5h

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 10h

I misread that as farting couch 🛋️💨 😆

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 10h

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to answer a Dusty Bin riddle and do 3-2-1 with their fingers before being allowed entry to the UK.

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 11h

Ordered — all of them are great, but this particular one was irresistible for a friend’s Christmas present.

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 11h

You don’t recall the incident? And to think I had you down as the Leslie Welch of popular culture! www.hellomagazine.com/celebrities/...

Stephen Fry takes blogging to new heights as he 'twitters' in stuck lift

Stephen Fry blogs with Twitter from stuck London lift

www.hellomagazine.com

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 11h

BIG YAWN FOR A LITTLE BOI

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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 18h

Yesterday my etsy shop had preciously one view. (And i think that was probably me) If you like my stuff please repost. An eccentric millionaire with lots of empty wall space could be scrolling your timeline right now. marswasrubbish.etsy.com/listing/1579...

One of my prints “And now we’ll abseil down the other side” Shows a mountain that’s actually a monster with abseilers on top of it.

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 11h

Shades of Fry on early Twitter.

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 13h

I’m trying to find a UK charity that will accept my unused contact lenses for redistribution (NOT recycling).

So far, no success, only US charities.

Do any of you have any suggestions?

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 13h

Thank you for this important news! *sets recorder*

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Tom Pullin @tom-pullin.bsky.social · 19h

An episode of Call My Bluff with Tom Baker is on BBC4 tonight at 9pm

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

BBC Two - Call My Bluff, 27/05/1977

Robert Robinson hosts a game of word definitions and deceptions. With Tom Baker.

www.bbc.co.uk

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 13h

I won’t be satisfied until @binyizdabbalah.bsky.social says “Alpaca my coat”

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 14h

Excellent news.

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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 14h

Jolly good.

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Alex Jones loses Supreme Court bid to avoid paying $1.4B to Sandy Hook families

Lawyers for conspiracy theorist loser warned his website and assets will end up in the hands of his ‘nemesis’ and be ‘destroyed’ unless the justices get involved

www.independent.co.uk

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 16h

I knew ALL my friends’ numbers by heart: landlines and (early) mobiles. Now I can’t even remember my own name some days 😆

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 20h

I agree with all except the ripping in half, because I like to pass books on.

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 20h

We love Twanta, but we love you more. Take care of yourself, Wombie xx

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 1d

I believe the correct term in the US now is ‘salesfighters’.

bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 1d

i will never learn what salesforce is or does

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 1d

It wasn’t “critical” - that would be a 1 or 2. I’m happy enough to keep it, I just suggested the design needed a tweak, hence the honest 4. It’s not my fault that Etsy’s rating system is bullshit.

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 1d

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 1d

A terrible system. I can see why he was upset, but I can’t give a false review — it’s not fair to other buyers.

Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 1d

Oh dear! That makes it impossible to give honest feedback.

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The Spectre Haunting Europe @frightfulhobgoblin.bsky.social · 1d

It's pretty bonkers that the British press would bring up Jeremy Corbyn appearing on Russia Today a couple of times in the early 2000s at every opportunity, yet the Welsh leader of Reform literally pled guilty to taking money directly from the Kremlin and... Farage gets to shrug it away.

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Sumarumi @sumarumi.bsky.social · 1d

Understandable — though as an Etsy seller myself, I get the importance. 4 is fair — it’s not like I gave it 2 or something.