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Galton Woggins

@spilly.bsky.social

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 17d

Me when I’m in charge of Pitt Football scheduling

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 3h

Punkin Manning

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 6h

GOD DAMN

SH😮CK-tor Benway @docbenway.bsky.social · 6h

Sliwa to Cuomo: You’re gonna stand up to Trump? You Andrew Cuomo? You lost your own primary and you’re still here because you don’t know the meaning of the word “no”

Mamdani: I agree with Curtis.

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Hannah Pumpkins 🎃 🍂 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 11h

Milhouse's dad pointing to his race car bed, but instead it's a cybertruck. The caption says "her name is aura"

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 2d

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 16h

Etsy making me do reviews because their app won’t stop giving a notification until I do, and I must have No Red Numbers on my screen. I just want order updates! Stop nagging me!

Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 16h

There’s nothing I love more in life than filling out 15 customer surveys a day from product reviews to service professionals to random website popups. I love it! I especially love that if I don’t give all 10/10s, someone will probably lose their job, invalidating the desire to give honest feedback!

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 1d

Outlook just gave me the best idea in the world

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 1d

why are we welcoming Twitter people again, I don’t follow the hellsite news and also who at this point was fine with what was happening there but something today changed it

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 2d

anyway this is just typing boobs on a calculator

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 2d

they absolutely looked at their input logs and were like "people just want to have boners, i guess we'll do that?" and hope it prints money to save the economy

Matt Burgess (WIRED) @mattburgess1.bsky.social · 2d

Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year

We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.

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Matt @hbomatts.bsky.social · 2d

That could mean anything

br_openice: Sidney Crosby hangs a photo of every Stanley Cup-winning captain in his home gym, as motivation.
... Except for 2022, when he used a photo of Nathan MacKinnon *instead* of Gabe Landeskog

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🕷️Gory Thing🕷️ @korybing.bsky.social · 2d

Love that we all know this is going to happen and have known it since this shit was introduced yet all we can do is wait for the dumbest and most easily avoidable economy crash of all time.

Unusual Whales @unusualwhales.bsky.social · 5d

AI bubble now 17 times bigger than dot-com boom and four times larger than subprime crisis, per MW

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 2d

"many fear"

THERE'S EVIDENCE. VIDEO. IT'S HAPPENING.

Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 2d

man we're still going to hedge and both-sides everything until there's jackbooted thugs in the... oh wait

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 2d

When I was a child, the funniest scene in all of media was in the Nutty Professor when he farts so hard he blows up the city. Now that I’m an adult, turns out that it still is.

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 3d

So now that the genocide is Over™, surely the people responsible for it will face justice, right? It’s not just a happy star wars ending fade-out. right?

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 4d

Subjecting England to an 11-10 game is an act of war

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connor @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 4d

Pains me to admit losing 11-10 to a previously winless Jets team would be extremely funny

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 4d

lol this is dumb

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Russell Dueck-Price @russellkdp.bsky.social · 4d

@spilly.bsky.social Is one of your DnD characters in my BF6 squad?

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 4d

profoundly jets end of the half

Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 4d

7:30am? For football? In this economy?

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 5d

FSU going out sad with one of the sleaziest fake injuries of the millennium followed by the DT shoving the center before the snap to give Pitt a first down and end the game. Well earned

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Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 5d

hahahaha what

Galton Woggins @spilly.bsky.social · 5d

lol Pitt

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