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Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 5h

Figured but worth an ask if figure.

If you ever come across it please let me know.

(Local ad that was to the tune of "Rawhide" and it's been playing in the back of my mind for DECADES)

Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 5h

This is gonna be a wild shot in the dark but do you happen to have a local ad for a bowling alley called "Sunny Bowl"?

Would've aired in Central Texas in the late 80s to early 90s.

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Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah, both of those games are "borrow from a friend or rent for a weekend" at best IMHO.

Ah youth.

Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 6h

Was given a very rare offer by my Pops.

"Pick ANY game you want for your birthday"

I was standing at the SNES display at Walmart, could've picked any number of amazing games.

What did I select?

Captain America and the Avengers. (Not a horrible game but also a bad choice)

Mad at myself still😂

John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 7h

What meaningless thing/experience are you still mad about? Like it should not matter at all, DOES not matter at all. But you’re still MAD.

And how long has it been?

I bought some bagels at Hy-Vee four years ago. So bad. Too big. Hard. Bland. WORTHLESS.

I’m still FURIOUS.

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Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 6h

Dang that's a DEEP cut 😂

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Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 6h

So serious 😂

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Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 7h

Send billions to every nation with the stipulation that I "own" certain planets.

Keep "buying" planets until the curse is broken.

doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d

lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?

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Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 8h

I read about candles but it wasn't very enlightening

it's charloween! (it/its) @charloh.online · 8h

we read a book about ceilings but it was a bit above us

mike☺︎! (discount dracula 🧛‍♂️) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 8h

I read a book about lead, but it was too dense

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Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 11h

Skeets you can hear

little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 16h

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah that'll work.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14h

“We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and other elements of Trade, as retribution.”

Trump: I believe that China purposefully not buying our Soybeans, and causing difficulty for our Soybean Farmers, is an Economically Hostile Act. We are considering terminating business with China having to do with Cooking Oil, and other elements of Trade, as retribution. As an example, we can easily produce Cooking Oil ourselves, we don't need to purchase it from China.
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10/14/25, 12:37 PM

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Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 15h

That dude is so miserable even they don't want anything to do with him😂

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19h

Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.

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Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 19h

Lmao good morning

Meet the Press @meetthepress.com · 19h

The conspiracy theorist had asked the justices to immediately intervene, warning that the ownership of his Infowars website could be transferred to the satirical news site The Onion.

Supreme Court turns away Alex Jones' attempt to block $1.5B defamation judgment

The conspiracy theorist had asked the justices to immediately intervene, warning that the ownership of his Infowars website could be transferred to the satirical news site The Onion.

nbcnews.to

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Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 1d

Seattle fans, I love y'all, but y'all are a bunch of Eeyores until y'all start winning.

Then y'all start running your mouths like crazy.

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Spooky Captain Zemo @spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever I hear this song I'm IMMEDIATELY transported to the living room of my neighbor's house.

It's a warm day, windows open and a GANG of boys I barely know are huddled around a giant wood grain TV all clamoring for a turn.