Spooky Captain Zemo
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
Please be conscious if you protest this weekend that there are feds at the protest. They look like you and they sound like you, not like Steve Buscemi in that one clip with the skateboard. Thinking you can spot them is self delusion. Nobody you haven’t met needs to know your last name.
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
Seattle fans, I love y'all, but y'all are a bunch of Eeyores until y'all start winning.

Then y'all start running your mouths like crazy.
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
Whenever I hear this song I'm IMMEDIATELY transported to the living room of my neighbor's house.

It's a warm day, windows open and a GANG of boys I barely know are huddled around a giant wood grain TV all clamoring for a turn.
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solissequentials.bsky.social
I'm hoping to avoid bots. I think I have a good starting point to talk to some people.
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theeluisifer.bsky.social
Happy Indigenous People’s Day, y’all!
A fallen statue of Christopher Columbus whose face Ian planted in the street where it belongs
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
Ouch

Still have my home phone number memorized, it's that ingrained in me.
bleary.off-the-records.com
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
Watching some Freddy tonight.

"WELCOME TO PRIME TIME BITCH!"
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
I had friends in HS who were identical twins.

They'd do tests for one another randomly 😂
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
Gomez is ready to get it in while Morticia is about to give birth, like DAMN BRO.
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
I forgot how incredibly sexually charged Addams Family Values is.
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
Lassie over here straight DONE with saving kids.
downwithdan.bsky.social
Sorry but they look rad as hell
Poster with a bunch of animals smoking and the caption “it looks just as stupid when you do it”
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
Donny will always be the best boy
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
Perfect thumbnail
erinbiba.bsky.social
LMAOOOOO

A bunch of comedians tried to make up for their participation in the Riyadh comedy festival by donating their pay to Human Rights Watch and Human rights Watch was like “nah bitch we don’t want your dirty blood money” 😂😂 I’m dying
Human Rights Watch Doesn’t Want Any Riyadh Comedy Festival Money
Taking money from those who took money from Saudi Arabia would impact perception of the org’s independence.
www.vulture.com
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
Brain is on the fritz, gonna need a hot shower when I get home tonight ⚡🧠⚡
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
Those big ass chocolate chip ones they had at the mall back in the day.
intelectconfig.wtf
what is your favorite kind of cookie?
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
Lmao imagine being a fan of Philly sports tonight
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
East Coast teams fading away from October baseball is a good thing.
spacecaptainzemo.bsky.social
"Hey we need a slate for The Simpsons re-runs, you can draw right?"

"Absolutely"