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Rebecca Orchant
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I write these: https://soupanddespair.beehiiv.com/ https://www.unboundedition.com/product/simmering-rebecca-orchant-literary-nonfiction/ Death is coming. Eat trash. Be free. Dumb voluptuary. HBIC @popanddutch.bsky.social & @ladyslipperptown.bsky.social
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Just spring-loaded like they’ve been waiting for so long.
For 80 years, we have agreed that it is important to punch Nazis. Set your arms free, babe!
Oh cool — did that haircut come with the costume?
Decades of removing the guardrails for some maniac to come in and do exactly all this illegal bullshit with seemingly no repercussions whatsoever. I don’t think we can “become the joker” our way out of this.
he's knocking down the literal white house and illegally murdering people by dropping bombs on international boats and the government has been shut down for weeks and it's just like....yep
This was so fun and so sweet! Love to see sandwiches get their due credit for actually being really hard work. Nick’s Famous in Beverly forever. 💘
Sounds crazy, but I think if you have to explain that you’re “not the gestapo,” you might have already biffed it, in terms of being on the correct side.
Oh, that’s what “fresh mouth” means. 🫩
You could not waterboard me into this subscription.
Dave Matthews Band has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible.
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May the pavement rise up to meet your face
Everyone knows pavement has a liberal bias
The Emperor’s New Diarrhea Plane
And also shut the fuck up.
Don't sit or kneel in front of riot cops. Sitting puts your head at rubber bullet height. Sitting makes it hard to run away from vehicle attacks.

Don't point protesters out to the cops. Don't hand protesters over to the cops.

Mind your business. What did you see? You didn't see shit.
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Anyway this changes little about the fact that capitalism must be destroyed and socialism must be built. Thank you
I know we all think is funny, but this is actually so bad for tile floors.
This is SO GREAT. This record basically re-wired my brain before I’d even seen the video, and part of it was absolutely because I’d never heard something so palpably clear about prioritizing joy in pleasure. Every song on the album is a gift.
D’Angelo changed the way I listen to music. Voodoo still feels like coming home. RIP to an absolute genius.
Two of my other favorites! It’s just so nice to see him have license to be goofy.
Such a crazy, ahead of its time film. Also probably Al Pacino’s most unhinged performance of all time.