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Jesse @smallbluebennu.bsky.social · 2h

I should be allowed to scratch them silly when they enter my office, tbh

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Jesse @smallbluebennu.bsky.social · 2h

Customers are always wrong and deserve to be ground up into dogslop-grade meat. This is always true.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 6h

Belt Looks Weird On Child

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 21

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JM =^) @jm539581.bsky.social · 18h

Alejandro Kirk with a 3-run home run to give the Jays a 12-2 lead

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🌓ⒼⓁⓄ🌗 @glopossum.com · 1d

Arthur & Taylor are local legends!! They show up to every event and bring an unmistakable warmth in tow. They lend a hand when you're moving. They're best friends with my cat. They give so so SO much of themselves, and now it's time to give back! Please chuck them a few bucks if you can!! ;w;

Canis Ovis @canisovis.bsky.social · 1d

Car got totaled on the way back from visiting family. Every step forward is 20 steps back. Tired. Getting a rental car to get back home. Lost work shifts. Don’t know what to do anymore to catch up. Hate to ask for help now, but anything helps. Thank you.

ko-fi.com/canisovis
www.paypal.me/canisovis

Front view of a 2013 Honda Fit with extensive front-end damage.

Image of the same 2013 Honda Fit being pulled up onto a tow truck bed.

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BigBlueBennu @bigbluebennu.bsky.social · 1d

🫱🌟🫲

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Prince Rosalium, Parfum Nostalgique Dev🌹✨️ @princerosalium.bsky.social · Feb 22

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Jesse @smallbluebennu.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god. 🥺

ivy @proxidog.bsky.social · 22d

i like her

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ivy @proxidog.bsky.social · 22d

i like her

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Chris H. 🍄🌛 @sutexii.bsky.social · Aug 25

🕸️🎶

✦ #art #illustration #silksong #hollowknight
✦Print: www.inprnt.com/gallery/sute...

Hornet from hollow knight silksong. She stands on her needle stuck into a patch of ferns.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

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Roo @ghirga.bsky.social · 1d

pussy bald like caillou

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Roo @ghirga.bsky.social · Jan 6

Cathy, from Comics. "I'm not dead; I've got my cunt. I've got my cunt; it's not a hole; it's an animal and I love the animal." Quote from Kathy Acker, from the tumblr account kathyack-blog-blog.

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H.B. Tyson @hbtyson.bsky.social · Aug 10

📌 My name is H.B. and I'm a fantasy artist specializing in a nostalgic style. My work is inspired by woodcuts and vintage children's books.

🔗: hbtyson.carrd.co
🖼️: www.inprnt.com/gallery/hbty...

A digital illustration in the style of a block print. A humanoid figure wearing a red cloak stands next to a long, segmented creature that resembles a carrot. The creature’s body weaves in-and-out of dark bushes.

A digital illustration in the style of old print. It displays three plants in various states of transformation. All are growing vague animal-like bodies: one birdlike, one serpentine, and the other humanoid.

Digital illustration in the style of old print. A large two-headed beast with dark fur emerges from a cave. It lifts its heads to make eye contact with a redheaded child sitting above the cave’s entrance.

A digital illustration in the style of a woodcut. It depicts the upper half of humanoid figure whose “head” is a flattened organic shape. A serpentine creature delicately wraps around the figure’s arm and into an opening in their face. The figure handles the creature gently.

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Jesse @smallbluebennu.bsky.social · 1d

Always thankful for normal conversations with strangers during times where it feels like just about every person you run into is completely out of their mind with paranoia and fear.

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acarrcreations @acarrcreations.bsky.social · 2d

I know some cats and dogs get favourite toys and make it eat with them, but I think it's interesting the cat recognises the snake toy having a face

Snacko Racko @snackoracko.bsky.social · 2d

Remember it is important to not only take care of yourself but your plushies too!

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 2d

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 14,1953

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY IS AT THE FOOTBALL GAME WITH HER MEGAPHONE, WHEN SHE SEES ONE OF HER FORMER TEACHERS
NANCY: HELLO, MISS JONES--REMEMBER ME?

P2- NANCY: YOU USED TO BE MY
TEACHER

MISS JONES: HM-- I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO PLACE YOU

P3-NANCY: MAYBE I CAN
REFRESH YOUR MEMORY

P4- NANCY PLACES HER MEGAPHONE ON HER HEAD

MISS JONES :NANCY

THE MEGAPHONE HAS A CONICAL SHAPE REMINISCENT OF THE DUNCE CAP , WHICH SCHOOLS USED TO PUNISH CHILDREN WHO WERE DISRUPTIVE OR SLOW LEARNERS IN THE 19TH AND EARLY 20TH CENTURY

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Jesse @smallbluebennu.bsky.social · 2d

Audibly yelped Oh Fuck when I realized Ko-fi still blasts people with my huge unformated wall of text ToS when they buy something

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 2d

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 14,1948

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY SEES BENNY HIDING BEHIND A TREE
NANCY: HELLO, BASHFUL BENNY STILL HIDING BEHIND TREES, EH ?

P2-NANCY: YOU SPEND YOUR WHOLE LIFE BEHIND TREES --- IT MUST BE VERY BORING

P3- NANCY: COME ON --- LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES--IT'LL BE A CHANGE
FOR YOU

P4- WHEN NANCY AND BENNY GET SEATED IN THE MOVIE THEATRE, THERE IS A LARGE SUPPORT COLUMN BETWEEN THEM

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 3d

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
October 13,1948

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER

P1- NANCY IS WALKING DOWNTOWN
NANCY: THERE'S BASHFUL BENNY

P2- NANCY: HELLO, BENNY - -HOW
ABOUT HAVING LUNCH AT МУ
HOUSE TODAY

BENNY:ER … O.K.

P3- NANCY AND BENNY ARE HAVING LUNCH

NANCY:DO YOU LIKE THE SOUP?

P4-BENNY:VERY GOOD

BENNY IS EATING HIS SOUP WHILE HAVING THE TABLECLOTH COVERING HIS HEAD

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TehSnakerer @tehsnakerer.bsky.social · 2d

The stupidest rebrand in recent history is when we started calling flame wars "discourse"

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BigBlueBennu @bigbluebennu.bsky.social · 2d

✨🚬🧙‍♂️ Now Open for Icons! 🧙‍♂️🚬✨

I'm currently offering limited palette icons for $40
and full color, traditionally inked icons for $75

Grab them on Ko-Fi:
ko-fi.com/bigbluebennu...

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Jesse @smallbluebennu.bsky.social · 2d

I was too dumb to pick up on many aspects of the Twilight film franchise, upon further reflection. It's back to beginner level films for me.

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Jesse @smallbluebennu.bsky.social · 2d

Okay Rylee explained to me that it's actually just the middle portion of her dumbass real name but how was that apparent in any way........

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