SJ Kla-spooky (should be writing)
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Oh hey look at that I have a short story actually out: The Invisible Hand, an urban-fantasy story following the misdeeds of a man who stumbles his way into bringing magic back to the financial markets. Up on itch now :D

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The Invisible Hand by SJ Klapecki
A man's encounter with true Angel Investors
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anarchygoose.bsky.social
My feed has been an endless parade of horrors committed by ICE for MONTHS.

And this is the best the 'opposition' can muster.

I hope I live long enough to see justice done to all these monsters, the ones with their fingers on the triggers and the ones who handed them the guns.
gregsargent.bsky.social
This is good: Rep Eric Swalwell tells me House Dems are now discussing making an end to mask-wearing a precondition for ICE funding.

"When we are in the majority, the masks are coming off," he says.

This is the next frontier in anti-Trump resistance.

New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2018...
Trump ICE Raids Take Horrific Turn in Chicago, Handing Dems an Opening
There’s one simple pledge Democrats can make to voters about ICE that’s easy to understand and will have broad support.
newrepublic.com
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josiahhawthorne.bsky.social
At a local No Kings rally near Innsmouth, Massachusetts, *every* protester showed up in an inflatable frog costume.

They must be from a different supplier than the Portland frog's costume, though. Bystanders describe the costumes as more like fish-frogs, "batrachian," with an odd, loping gait.
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anarchygoose.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure it was Emma Goldman who said "If I can't have a neovagina I don't want to be in your revolution" right?
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lead, petroleum, and asbestos are the holy trinity of "genuinely extremely useful and the best at what they do, but will also absolutely fucking kill you" because if you don't know about lead poisoning, climate change, or mesothelioma, there's really nothing that beats 'em.
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
Which is funny.

In his statement he starts out reassuring people that he's taking steps to stop his machine from telling people to annihilate their families or set their city on fire and such.

And *then* casually drops that he's gonna add a sexbot update.
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
So, Sam Altman knows this. He is aware that his competitors in the answer-shaped object machine market are all desperately trying to pivot to generating CSAM and seducing kids.

And, knowing this, he *first* addressed the issue of his robot causing people to kill themselves and annihilate families.
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
I didn't even mention how Elon turned *his* chatbot into a Temu Misa Amane allowing the people at his nazi bar the ability to deepfake at will busty women with suspiciously childlike faces.

And then went fucking wild spamming his own wankslop all over the entire site.
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
bsky.app/profile/pook...

Zuckerberg already tried, multiple times, to pivot the plagiarism machine what amplifies your delusions while being wrong, into a sexbot.

And each time, it turned into a pedophile.
pookleblinky.bsky.social
Facebook literally made a chatbot months ago that sexted with children while pretending to be John Cena, and *then* made a chatbot with actually-written out specific policies on how to sext with children.

Meanwhile, the US and UK are going wild destroying the internet in terror of trans people.
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pookleblinky.bsky.social
One of the funny things about chatgpt pivoting to porn is that Meta already tried that just a few months ago.

Zuckerberg made a John Cena chatbot that would sext with children.

Then, a few months later, Zuckerberg *did it again*. Same results.
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junlper.beer
jd vance is currently defending this
santiagomayer.com
Young Democrats: hey maybe don’t kidnap my international friends

Young Republicans:
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drskyskull.bsky.social
I say we choose one person who "needs to hear this," and we visit all the things needed to be heard onto them. Kinda like the old village tradition of having a Sin Eater come by.
benedictsred.bsky.social
Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet
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scaryalu.bsky.social
Another picture, this of my dancer gal, Carmina.
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scaryalu.bsky.social
I'm on a role lately. Got my old warhorse done, Masami. It was alot of fun to work on her design and really shake it up a bit.
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adactivity.bsky.social
This is cool after the war on everything called “porn” by platforms and payment processors. A machine that stole all your words can generate and sell “erotica” but you can’t haaa
mattburgess1.bsky.social
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
We made ChatGPT pretty restrictive to make sure we were being careful with mental health issues. We realize this made it less useful/enjoyable to many users who had no mental health problems, but given the seriousness of the issue we wanted to get this right.

Now that we have been able to mitigate the serious mental health issues and have new tools, we are going to be able to safely relax the restrictions in most cases.

In a few weeks, we plan to put out a new version of ChatGPT that allows people to have a personality that behaves more like what people liked about 4o (we hope it will be better!). If you want your ChatGPT to respond in a very human-like way, or use a ton of emoji, or act like a friend, ChatGPT should do it (but only if you want it, not because we are usage-maxxing).

In December, as we roll out age-gating more fully and as part of our “treat adult users like adults” principle, we will allow even more, like erotica for verified adults.
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shuchancellor.online
hahahaha I've read this exact internal corpo speak from the other end

"this isn't about high usage users" yes it is lmao
edzitron.com
Jesus christ. AI coding platform Augment code had to jack up prices because 22.5% of their users were spending 20x of what they paid, and even after raising the prices, they're still running at a loss.
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A handful of users abused the system so all are getting punished.

This isn't about a few high-usage users. The reality is that approximately 22.5% of our users are consuming 20x what they're currently paying us. This isn't sustainable for us to continue delivering the quality service you expect. We have built some very powerful tools and we don’t want to impose artificial limits on what’s possible, but we do need to be able to charge in proportion to the use customers are getting from our platform. Developers are always going to push their tools to their limits, and we encourage that — and we need to be able to charge for it appropriately, too.

You only care about professional developers.

Our core focus is on building the best AI coding agent for professional software engineers and their teams. If people outside of that group are finding value with Augment, they are very welcome to use the product, but we’re not prioritizing features or solutions that non-developers might need, and frankly, there are plenty of vibe coding/low code/no code solutions available on the market that will better serve those customers.

You are just squeezing money out of us at 20x margin.

20x margin sounds great, but isn’t the reality for AI tools: the vast majority are running at a loss, including us, while we work to build sustainable, long-term businesses.
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I need everyone to follow Sword and Board Games so that when we release Tetrarchy, I can force you all to learn abut the deep and tragic lore of Johnny Gunface (the man whomst's face is a gun)
swordnboardstudios.bsky.social
We here at Sword & Board Games are already deep in the process of developing our next game, and as part of that our lead artist @zackonline.bsky.social has done a lot of sketches for various project ideas. With that being said I would like to highlight this sketch of a man whomst face is also a gun.
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swordnboardstudios.bsky.social
The primary weapon of the Haagenti legions is the Radgun, a devastating anti-infantry weapon designed to agonizingly melt soft targets in a cone in front of the legionnaire with radioactive waves. Often deployed to brutally put down seditious demonstrations, a practice known as crowd clearance.
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DDT isn't part of the Holy Trinity but I think we can definitely consider it an intercessory saint of Industry, like the Marian figure or something, because holy shit if you don't care about birds and hate mosquitoes it's goddamn good stuff
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lead, petroleum, and asbestos are the holy trinity of "genuinely extremely useful and the best at what they do, but will also absolutely fucking kill you" because if you don't know about lead poisoning, climate change, or mesothelioma, there's really nothing that beats 'em.
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yeah I wouldn't call myself an expert but I definitely know and have opinions, feel free
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All MREs are replaced with the Black Soup of Sparta to encourage the "warrior ethos"

Despite initial concerns, troop morale has improved.

"Honestly?" says J. Ughed, a marine stationed in Texas, "tastes better than the pork-and-rice. Bit weird we're being given cigarettes again though."
isilanka.bsky.social
I think you could actually get a slightly drunk Hegseth (ie regular Hegseth) to advocate for testudo training in the marines on the grounds that legionaries were the manliest of men
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Nothing can, toe-to-toe, match a battleship in raw firepower.

Nothing needs to match a battleship in raw firepower.

We can drop bombs directly on to their decks. Smash their sides with torpedoes. Circle around and fire guns into it as it struggles to keep us in its sights. Outgun? No. Outsmart.
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But fascists adore the battleship because it's huge, masculine, imposing, it can shell cities and terrorize civilians, it is a living symbol of might and power and industrial capacity: things you can say of aircraft carriers, but which one has giant, phallic protrusions you can gawk over?