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I tempt the whatever from high atop the thing. #SicEm

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · Nov 8

Everyone can skeet what they want, but I’m probably going to curate my feed quite a bit differently over here. I love everyone, but if your skeets aren’t the vibe I want, I’m going to mute you. I still love you, feel free to DM.

Andrew Hammond @ahamm.bsky.social · Nov 8

One thing I’m not gonna do, is add news folks to my feed. So Rupar and Acyn…not gonna have y’all Debbie Downer my feed 😂

Phil Lewis, you can stay.

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Redacted Peloton Receipts @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 14m

He’s woke! He won’t do it!

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 2h

I can’t, Sir. I’m Woke!

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 2h

WILL ONE PERSON ON BLUESKY CRITICIZE RFK JR PLEASE!

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 37m

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 49m

Feel guilty? You had a work obligation cancel and you’re not the one who canceled, you’re living the dream right now

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1h

There are no more famous last words than “I’d like to think my feelings wouldn’t get hurt but you never know”

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1h

“I’m in a _____ lady’s group chat and no one has ever brought up your name” is the biggest compliment a woman can give a man.

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1h

Not all information is actionable, some of it just hurts your feelings

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1h

IG is devious. I’ve recently started getting suggestions for my ex’s friends (she and I don’t even follow each other anymore) and even THEIR friends.

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1h

I also hate how they’ll show the top 65% of something someone posted on Threads to get you to click on the post and go over to Threads.

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1h

It’s always that or “hey, remember that ex from college you haven’t even thought about in 20 years but had a sex dream about earlier this week? Did you know they’re on IG? You should follow them.”

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1h

They need to study y’all’s brains.

Cate Blanchett playing Hela in Thor: Ragnarok looking at Taika Waititi’s iPad. Over Cate is the caption “my executive level, bread winning wife.” Over Taika is the caption “me showing her the Lego Star Wars playset I want.”

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1h

I will do more chores. I don’t even need access to the bank account, just give me a fast food allowance.

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 1h

Is she thick?

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 2h

I can’t, Sir. I’m Woke!

Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 2h

WILL ONE PERSON ON BLUESKY CRITICIZE RFK JR PLEASE!

Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 3h

Everyone in my feed is shitting on Nuzzi. Meanwhile, the other person in the saga is now destroying the medical community and endangering public health.

But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 5h

If you’re ever forced to write an apology that you don’t mean, just lie, don’t try to word a non-apology in such a way that it sounds like an apology like this.

Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 5h

There is no excuse for the language and tone in messages attributed to me. The language is wrong and hurtful, and I sincerely apologize,” Walker said. “This has been a painful lesson about judgment and trust, and I am committed to moving forward with greater care, respect, and accountability in everything I say and do.”

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 16h

Make a point to get one ASAP

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 16h

😤😤😤

Capt. Silky @nowbacktome.bsky.social · 16h

I won

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 16h

It’s wayyyyy more chocolate than anyone should have at one time. I feel sick for like 3 hours every time I have one, it’s incredible.

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 16h

But you should try the chocolate brownie delight concrete at Freddy’s steak burger

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 16h

I just tried the peanut butter s’more and that might be good too

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 16h

What kind of ice cream am I going to put on this?

Fat Kid Deals @fatkiddeals.com · 17h

Reese’s Oreo Nothing Bundt Cake coming October 20th

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 16h

“The most threatening thing I’ve seen yet.”

a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck

ALT: a close up of a person holding a creature with a very long neck

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Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 16h

He jerked himself dehydrated

The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 17h

U.S. House Speaker Mike Johnson calls Sunday's naked bike ride in protest of the Portland ICE facility and and Trump troop deployment "the most threatening thing I’ve seen yet"

www.oregonlive.com/portland/202...

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Sean @willsee.bsky.social · 17h

They just had their group chats leaked and now this

Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 17h

not sure anything in all of college sports has worse vibes than "the student section at Liberty games that shows up to every game wearing Joker makeup"

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 18h

I can’t put things up that high but I’ll tighten the shit out of the lid on a jar

Brian @sirfahrenheit.bsky.social · 18h

a man in a suit and tie says my man

Alt: Denzel my man

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