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Hell Ray-ser

@sireviscerate.myatproto.social

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Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them Banner: a stylized starry sky Pfp: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social my so-called bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 12d

BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 1h

Okay, I'll bite. *bites you*

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 1h

JoJo's Bizarre Olympus

Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10h

You know what, this is fair. We all deserve this.

Dionysus Hadestwo, nude except for a leopard skin banana hammock. The drawing is angled in such a way you can see underass behind his frankly improbable bulge

Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 7h

Usually

Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 9h

I try to be helpful

Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10h

You know what, this is fair. We all deserve this.

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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner.bsky.social · 10h

*seductively*
A wise guy, eh?
why I oughta…

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 10h

I will only sext with an AI if it was exclusively trained on the entire filmography of the Three Stooges.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 13h

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

The Verge @theverge.com · 17h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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i sob hell @isobel.top · 27d

maslow's hierarchy of needs but with hollow knight silksong fleas and it says "when you find one of these little guys and he goes "awooo"

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Christopher Caldwell @seraph76.bsky.social · 14h

Black queer surfers. Black queer bank-robbers. Black queer sea monsters. Black queer sorcerers. Black queer rootworkers. Black queer sailors. Black queer saints. Black queer sinners.

It’s Black!
It’s queer!
It’s Here!

Now available!
www.neonhemlock.com/books/call-a...

Call and Response by Christopher Caldwell (pre-order) — neon hemlock

A collection of short stories. Publication date: October 14th, 2025. An 8” x 5” paperback. 188 pages. This is a pre-order—any other books ordered with it will ship when the pre-order is ready to ship....

www.neonhemlock.com

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Bloody Mary (mirror entity, not cocktail) @marygillis.bsky.social · 16h

It's great how when I'm following transit direction, Google Maps keeps defaulting to this view, in case I've forgotten what continent I'm on.

Google Maps view of the western half of North America

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 19h

Man the last time they did fear factor we got joe rogan I don't tbh we should risk that again

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · Mar 9

y'all should be more deferential to my dogshit takes

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 21h

It's impolite to take the last slice of pizza or cake at a party. That portion is for Jeremy, the God of Slices, and should be allowed to grow visibly crusty and stale before being thrown in the garbage, as Jeremy decrees.

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 21h

[Pollock family game night]
Jackson: K who's gonna be my partner for Pictionary

Mom: Not it

Dad: Not it

Sis: Not it

Gramma: DAMN IT

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 21h

You mean Kurosawas?

Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 21h

Bouncer: Also, you're like 45, why are you pretending to be 52?

Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 21h

Bouncer (looking at my fake ID): When is your birthday?

Me: I've lived thousands of karmic cycles. My soul is beautiful and ageless.

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 22h

Why are they called slasher films? Relatively few kills are by slashing. Would probably be more appropriate, mathematically, to call them stabbers or hackers.

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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.reprosky.xyz · 22h

Client is short $450 for an abortion appointment TOMORROW (Wednesday). If you can help close this gap, donate here:

V: Crystal-Zilla
$Clozilla

Use the note 🐐

a brown and white sheep is standing in a pile of wood chips .

Alt: a brown and white goat is jumping in a pile of wood chips .

media.tenor.com

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · Apr 7

Watched Princess Mononoke last night. No big deal but I also can decapitate guys with arrows. I just choose not to do it on ethical grounds

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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 1d

If you’re a politician who needs an alias for checking into hotels with your mistress, you could do a lot worse than

A package of crackers that says LANCE TOASTY

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 1d

Also, even if that was true, that's the sort of movie the Oscars would enjoy patting themselves on the back over nominating

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Jana H-S (they/she) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 2d

if you think hot dogs are fucked up wait until you find out what they make people out of

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Hell Ray-ser @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 1d

You should have to write your posts out in your own blood before you can put them online. It doesn't need to hurt, but if you do it too much you should die from exsanguination.

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