The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P.
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Future Minister of Finance for @polarmpsp.bsky.social Member of Parliament for Rimouski-Neigette-Témiscouata-Les Basques Proud Polar Patriot ❄️🐻‍❄️ BUILD THE (ice) WALL. FREEZE THE DEBT. BUILD THE IGLOOS. AXE THE TAX. RELEASE THE SITH FILES MPSP Parody
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The right. To visit. 🎅Santa's Workshop🎅
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That’s the right thing to do. 🇨🇦
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C’est la bonne chose à faire. 🇨🇦
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Putting Canada First 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
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While one leader stands with a fully cool costed plan, the others hide behind empty promises and excuses. #LeadersDebate
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Alors qu’un seul Chef présente un programme frais et entièrement chiffré, les autres se cachent derrière des promesses vides et des excuses. #DébatsdesChefs
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Found the delulu party policy book!!
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“Je voudrais un bonhomme de neige.”

Ben, maintenant, vous tous aurez des bonhommes, car nous les subventionnons! Avec notre nouveau Programme de bonhomme de neige (PBN), nous les fournissons pour que vous puissiez vous immerger dans l’esprit de l’hiver!

Votez polaire! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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“Do you want to build a snowman?”

Well, you won’t have to now because we are subsidizing them! With our new Snowman Building Program (SBP), we are providing every igloo with a snowman so that you can fully immerse into the winter experience!

Vote Polar! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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He’s right! That’s what we call real Polar Canadian defense.
Polar Bears before lasers 🐻‍❄️💪
Bruh, you can’t protect Earth from Space.
That’s “out of this world” crazy.

Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

@polarmpsp.bsky.social
CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF THE FALSE PROMISES OF THE PPC!!! 🤬🤬THEY WANT CONCRÈTE ACTION TO GUARANTEE THEIR SECURITY. THAT IS WHY THE JEDI PARTY PROMISES TO RECOMMISSION THE MAGNIFICENT FREEDOM STAR 🤩 THAT WILL ENSURE PEACE AND STABILITY TO CANADA AND ALL OF MANKIND 💪💪
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Yes! Or eat it frozen!!!
Groceries are about to become more affordable!
We’re removing all tax on Frozen Goods in the groceries!
So go thaw that frozen pizza!
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Les épiceries vont être plus abordables.
Ont retire les taxes des aliments sûr-geler!

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
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I’d like everyone to be aware that we are currently working with Santa Clause to ensure a withdrawal of forces from the arctic border and ensure the safety of Northern communities.

I’m getting a gift for Christmas one way or another!!

@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social
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BRING HIGH SPEED RAIL TO CANADA
Currently on the dis-Eurostar going 330k/h between new Paris and sprouts… low speed rail… (still faster than via) 3h my train 1h30min
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As we approach this election, I implore you to reflect on how such a significant part of our nation lacks the icy presence of winter for most of the year.

This cannot continue.

Take action. Vote for the Polar Party of Canada.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social

Authorized by the official agent for Raine G.
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Polars will stand up against New Frengland’s tariffs, Jedis will turn a blind eye 🙏
Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
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Bruh, you can’t protect Earth from Space.
That’s “out of this world” crazy.

Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

@polarmpsp.bsky.social
CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF THE FALSE PROMISES OF THE PPC!!! 🤬🤬THEY WANT CONCRÈTE ACTION TO GUARANTEE THEIR SECURITY. THAT IS WHY THE JEDI PARTY PROMISES TO RECOMMISSION THE MAGNIFICENT FREEDOM STAR 🤩 THAT WILL ENSURE PEACE AND STABILITY TO CANADA AND ALL OF MANKIND 💪💪
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Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
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@simonhempsp.bsky.social 👏👏👏

politics doesn’t stop at the door. It goes to your living room, garage, and freezer!

Some called him a criminal, I just call him a dedicated Finance Minister
Getting to the North Pole mustn’t take more than 6-7 hours 🚫

Visiting it is as much as a basic human right than the right to be adequately housed in an igloo.

RAISE THE RAIL 🚂

BUILD THE IGLOOS 🧊
Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
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Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
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Groceries are about to become more affordable!
We’re removing all tax on Frozen Goods in the groceries!
So go thaw that frozen pizza!
❄️☃️🍕
Les épiceries vont être plus abordables.
Ont retire les taxes des aliments sûr-geler!

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
“Freedom” star, how about “free”ing those files “dom”?

The people didn’t ask for an uncontrolled and more importantly, unfrozen debt that the Jedi Party promises, we want truth and responsible finance!

The PPC will follow’s the People of Canada’s will.

🚨RELEASE THE FILES

🧊FREEZE THE DEBT
CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF THE FALSE PROMISES OF THE PPC!!! 🤬🤬THEY WANT CONCRÈTE ACTION TO GUARANTEE THEIR SECURITY. THAT IS WHY THE JEDI PARTY PROMISES TO RECOMMISSION THE MAGNIFICENT FREEDOM STAR 🤩 THAT WILL ENSURE PEACE AND STABILITY TO CANADA AND ALL OF MANKIND 💪💪
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BANGER! RIGHT ON!
ECONOMICS 101! 🔥🔥
I went into 10 peoples home today to ask them “Should we axe the tax on cold?”

1 person said “No”
2 people said “Yes”
7 people said “Wtf who are you how did you get into my home”

With 100% more popular support than the pro-tax, our mandate to axe the tax is clear and popular.

AXE THE TAX NOW
This is what the people wants. Not some establishment Jedi judges that will entrench the deep state.

We are only following the people’s will.

The PPC (Polar Party of Canada) is a party for all Canadian people after all, you can almost call us a People’s Party of Canada. ❄️
“As the @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social’s Barbie Judges-era comes to an end, Polars pledge to appoint Santa Judges”. 🎅⚖️
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“Alors que l’ère des Juges Barbie de @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social se termine, les Polaires s’engagent à nommer des Juges Santa”. 🧑‍🎄⚖️
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“As the @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social’s Barbie Judges-era comes to an end, Polars pledge to appoint Santa Judges”. 🎅⚖️
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“Alors que l’ère des Juges Barbie de @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social se termine, les Polaires s’engagent à nommer des Juges Santa”. 🧑‍🎄⚖️