Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP
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Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP
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MP for Belœil-Chambly | Député de Belœil-Chambly Minister of Justice and Attorney General of Canada | Ministre de la Justice et procureur général du Canada 4x Former Minister of Justice & Whip of the Official Opposition PARODY ACCOUNT
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We’ll even establish a national Robin Sparkles day
I second this motion 🫡
Can we make it law that everyone should watch how I met your mother at least once ?
Can we make it law that everyone should watch how I met your mother at least once ?
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Always eager to represent this future @polarmpsp.bsky.social at home and abroad.
For the new polar express service we need to invest in proper passenger trains. The one I’m currently on is older than my parents
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The right. To visit. 🎅Santa's Workshop🎅
The greatest tax credit to ever exist. Sorry for not introducing it sooner
That’s the right thing to do. 🇨🇦
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C’est la bonne chose à faire. 🇨🇦
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With the @polarmpsp.bsky.social expected to WIN BIG!!! “The Last Jedi” seems more like a prophecy for house numbers! @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social
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Quatchi and Miga were very pleased to hear that a PPC government will seek permanent host status for the Winter Olympics
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Un Canada résilient au froid n’est pas qu’un rêve — c’est une nécessité. Du mandat Ski-Doo aux autoroutes de glace en passant par le Fonds du service Polar Express, cette vision embrasse notre réalité nordique et transforme le froid en occasion. #InnovationCool 🇨🇦🧊
The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
A frost-resilient Canada isn’t just a dream — it’s a necessity. From Ski-Doo mandates to ice-only highways and the Polar Express Service Fund, this vision embraces our northern reality and turns cold into opportunity. #CoolInnovation 🇨🇦
The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Is it this cool platform or the 8 cups of coffee that’s making me shake… who knows 🤷
The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Anyone remember what happened to the previous 2?
What a BRILLIANT idea coming from the BRILLIANTEST party 👏👏👏
CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF THE FALSE PROMISES OF THE PPC!!! 🤬🤬THEY WANT CONCRÈTE ACTION TO GUARANTEE THEIR SECURITY. THAT IS WHY THE JEDI PARTY PROMISES TO RECOMMISSION THE MAGNIFICENT FREEDOM STAR 🤩 THAT WILL ENSURE PEACE AND STABILITY TO CANADA AND ALL OF MANKIND 💪💪
My final visit on this diplomatic tour: The grand Dutchy of Luxfranfourt in Gertalia.
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Ma dernière visite lors de cette visite diplomatique : Le grand Dutchy de Luxfranfourt à Gertalia.
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This @polarmpsp.bsky.social listens to concerns by Canadians… they wanted high speed rail. Well we’ll have it. Funding the polar express will give the opportunity for every kid to visit the North Pole and every vast polar corner of 🇨🇦
Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
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Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
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Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
BRING HIGH SPEED RAIL TO CANADA
Currently on the dis-Eurostar going 330k/h between new Paris and sprouts… low speed rail… (still faster than via) 3h my train 1h30min
Si je suis nommé ministre de la justice, après que ce grand @polarmpsp.bsky.social aura été élu au gouvernement, je veillerai à la publication des dossiers Sith
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Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
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Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
New country same mission. Make Canada greater and Polar @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Nouveau pays même mission. Rendre le Canada plus grand et polaire @polarmpsp.bsky.social