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MP Evan Roche
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• Député // MP : Kanata • Parti Polaire du Canada // Polar Party of Canada • MPSP Parody Account
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This is just plain misinformation. Rather than offering real arguments, the Jedis are focused on ad hominem attacks toward the only party putting Canadians first. Canadians please be safe November 21st 🙏
“Blind trust”, “Anonymous broker”, and “Loblaws”. Canadians, if this isn’t an omission of guilt, I don’t know what is. This election, please make the right choice. Evan, or the elites.
All of my assets are in a blind trust held by an anonymous broker. This MP thinks he knows what I invest in, when I haven’t known myself ever since my manager at Loblaws first generously deducted my paycheque for an investment fund. More and more #PPCLIES at a time Canada wants the truth!
This is complete defamation. Of course this member is concerned with personal finances, especially since he was caught day trading the stock of the Jedi “speeders” to get rich. Canadians, November 21st you have a choice. Canada, or corruption.
This is complete defamation. Of course this member is concerned with personal finances, especially since he was caught day trading the stock of the Jedi “speeders” to get rich. Canadians, November 21st you have a choice. Canada, or corruption.
The Jedi Party has faith that despite PPC disinfo campaigns, the electorate knows what’s best.

I did my diligence, as did Canadians, in researching all candidates in this race.

I ordered a hard check of your credit score.

My question, Mr Polar, why are all your bank and credit accounts FROZEN?
Wait a minute…

“First of all, this is fake.

Secondly, were it real, I would not regret a thing and in fact would do it again if I had the opportunity.”

Canadians, it is evident this is the agenda of the Jedi party. Please be safe November 21st 🫡
Wait a minute…

“First of all, this is fake.

Secondly, were it real, I would not regret a thing and in fact would do it again if I had the opportunity.”

Canadians, it is evident this is the agenda of the Jedi party. Please be safe November 21st 🫡
More and More #PPCLIES! When will Romeo do what’s best for Canada and RESIGN! I have a lot more to say on this. Stay tuned.
We’ve found the Jedi Party’s QP talking points…and you won’t believe it!

NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
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We’ve found the Jedi Party’s QP talking points…and you won’t believe it!

NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.
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We’ll even establish a national Robin Sparkles day
I second this motion 🫡
Can we make it law that everyone should watch how I met your mother at least once ?
I second this motion 🫡
Can we make it law that everyone should watch how I met your mother at least once ?
Happy Halloween Canadians! As we enjoy the day of scares, please note the only thing scarier than today is a unprepared Jedi government. Please stay safe November 21st 🫡
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White Halloween😍.
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Halloween Blanc😍.
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Putting Canada First 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
Sounds like an unprofessional excuse to me… Canadians deserve the right to know each platform well ahead of the election, not a last minute document plagiarizing the Polar Party of Canada.
To all those waiting on the Jedi Party platform, trust in the Force and all will be revealed in due time. We, the Jedi, know the importance of patience and the danger of rushing.
No, it is not. Since our ideal highways are ice, car accidents will lower due to perfectly flat roads without pot holes. Moreover, we are investing in Canadian Ski-Doos to allow safe travel as an alternative to the reckless speeders that are terrifyingly poor at handling.
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Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
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Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!
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Bruh, you can’t protect Earth from Space.
That’s “out of this world” crazy.

Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

@polarmpsp.bsky.social
CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF THE FALSE PROMISES OF THE PPC!!! 🤬🤬THEY WANT CONCRÈTE ACTION TO GUARANTEE THEIR SECURITY. THAT IS WHY THE JEDI PARTY PROMISES TO RECOMMISSION THE MAGNIFICENT FREEDOM STAR 🤩 THAT WILL ENSURE PEACE AND STABILITY TO CANADA AND ALL OF MANKIND 💪💪
Polars will stand up against New Frengland’s tariffs, Jedis will turn a blind eye 🙏
Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
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Groceries are about to become more affordable!
We’re removing all tax on Frozen Goods in the groceries!
So go thaw that frozen pizza!
❄️☃️🍕
Les épiceries vont être plus abordables.
Ont retire les taxes des aliments sûr-geler!

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
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As a former member of the Root Beer Party, I believe it is time to re-open the debate of what the national drink should be. But, there’s only one answer: Couche Tard’s “Polar Pop”. Canadians deserve the right to choose any drink they please, especially a root beer 🍻
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“As the @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social’s Barbie Judges-era comes to an end, Polars pledge to appoint Santa Judges”. 🎅⚖️
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“Alors que l’ère des Juges Barbie de @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social se termine, les Polaires s’engagent à nommer des Juges Santa”. 🧑‍🎄⚖️
The Polar Party of Canada is the ONLY party that will pay homage to Canada, and keep the best interest of Canadians in mind 🙏
Arctic Ocean ? ❌
Canadian Ocean ? ✅
Vote Polar.
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Océan Arctique? ❌
Océan Canadien? ✅
Votez Polaire.
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Happy thanksgiving, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Bonne Action de grâce, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
This is still evidence of AI generation! Canadians, please stay alert and vote your Polar Party of Canada representative to ensure fake news is NOT federally funded in our democracy.
🚨BREAKING🚨

WHO SAYS WE DON’T DO FACT CHECKING?!

STAY INFORMED, PATRIOTS
Not this station spreading misinformation again 🤦‍♂️ Funny enough, I put this post through some AI detectors and guess what? 99.7% AI generation. Canadians, please be safe 🙏
🚨BREAKING🚨

POLAR PARTY CANDIDATE COMES OUT PRO-THEFT! WILL ANY CANADIANS BE SAFE IN A POLAR GOVERNMENT? THEY BUILD IGLOOS SO THEY CAN BREAK IN EASIER! CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF BEING STOLEN FROM!

WAKE UP, PATRIOTS
Ya, ya, let’s keep the AI slop to show how unserious we are.
✌🏼
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We gotta say,
There’s a jolly good man up there in our True North, that would be a world-class ambassador for our country.
If you vote Polar, we will appoint Nicholas (Santa) Claus as the Canadian Ambassador to the UN.
That’s pretty cool.

🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
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Polars will get it done. 🥶🇨🇦
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Les Polaires s’en chargeront. 🥶🇨🇦