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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 14d

At least you’re being honest! We’ll work on your bribery problem later…

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 14d

Quanah*

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 14d

Classic Quannah W.

Based.

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 15d

Loving the love

LEGO Party of Canada @legopartympsp.bsky.social · 15d

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 15d

POV: you’re in class and will be late to the Leaders’ Debate, but you already know @romeompsp.bsky.social is going to freeze the competition!

Axe the tax!

@polarmpsp.bsky.social @uottawampsp.com

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 17d

Polar bears turn the worst of enemies into the best of friends. That’s the message of MPSP.

Let’s bring it home.

@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 17d

Always remember, kids, to thank ChatGPT so that when AI takes over the world, it doesn’t kill you.

Thank me later…

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 17d

Bruh how did my teacher know I used GPT for my ABC assignment?

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 17d

I’m for any party that Axes the Tax! (The polar one of course).

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 17d

Ok I just noticed that @summeryang.bsky.social changed her name to Winter Yang, and I’m officially announcing this the best joke of 2025.

Talk about commitment!

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 17d

This is the sign that Will is back. This is going to be good.

@mpsp-will.bsky.social

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 18d

Bruh, you can’t protect Earth from Space.
That’s “out of this world” crazy.

Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

@polarmpsp.bsky.social

Jedi Party / Parti jedi @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social · 18d

CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF THE FALSE PROMISES OF THE PPC!!! 🤬🤬THEY WANT CONCRÈTE ACTION TO GUARANTEE THEIR SECURITY. THAT IS WHY THE JEDI PARTY PROMISES TO RECOMMISSION THE MAGNIFICENT FREEDOM STAR 🤩 THAT WILL ENSURE PEACE AND STABILITY TO CANADA AND ALL OF MANKIND 💪💪

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 18d

@simonhempsp.bsky.social 👏👏👏

politics doesn’t stop at the door. It goes to your living room, garage, and freezer!

Some called him a criminal, I just call him a dedicated Finance Minister

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 18d

I’d like everyone to be aware that we are currently working with Santa Clause to ensure a withdrawal of forces from the arctic border and ensure the safety of Northern communities.

I’m getting a gift for Christmas one way or another!!

@polarmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 18d

Yes! Or eat it frozen!!!

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 18d

Groceries are about to become more affordable!
We’re removing all tax on Frozen Goods in the groceries!
So go thaw that frozen pizza!
❄️☃️🍕
Les épiceries vont être plus abordables.
Ont retire les taxes des aliments sûr-geler!

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 20d

This is the whole Fun Dip thing all over again @bsrlmpsp.bsky.social @romeompsp.bsky.social

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · Sep 16

I miss this guy fr 😭

@mpspjosh.bsky.social

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · Sep 10

Bros staring into my damn soul

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · Sep 10

@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social and @romeompsp.bsky.social just woke the sleeping giant.

Congrats gang, you now get my BS 4 months too early.

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · Sep 10

@romeompsp.bsky.social bruv what do you have against me?

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · Sep 10

@bsrlmpsp.bsky.social love you Benny. I gotchu dawg.

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · Feb 6

I’m on Bluesky in February at 2AM. I HAVE NO OTHER HOBBIES!!

Rt Hon Carly Fox PC MP RIP @carlyfoxmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 18

guys model parliament is over 😭 go get a hobby or something

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · Feb 6

Me too. I just went with the flow. Just one? Cool, I’m unique. Two? I’m still Unique but my mother has to deal with twice as much shit… (preschoolers need their moms, remember?)

Also, I’d like someone to confirm that @rchangmpsp.bsky.social’s mom picked him up safely, please.

It’s been a month!

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 20

That’s a knee-slapper, that one.

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · Jan 20

This is not a joke.

If you know where Max Christie used to live, you know where I live, now.

His mail arrived recently.

Can someone tell me how I can forward it to him?

Is this a sign? Am I legendary too?

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