Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
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Hon. Jabari Khaemba, M.P.
@jabarikhaemba.bsky.social
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Let it snow!! Member of @polarmpsp.bsky.social Candidate for 2026 uOttawa MPSP Parody
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Putting Canada First 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.
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L’Autobus Polaire!
Un nouveau concept par le Parti Polaire Du Canada.
Authorisé par l’Agent Officiel de S.M. Bélanger.
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Polars will put the Canadian economy first. The Jedis will send your money into the New Frengland intergalactic space. #NotWorthTheHeat
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Les Polaires mettront l’économie canadienne d’abord. Les Jedi enverront votre argent dans l’espace intergalactique Nouvelle-Franglaise. #NeVautPaslaChaleur
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The @polarmpsp.bsky.social is investing in PolarTech®, a new technology that will:
- Transform carbon emissions into snow to cool our environment
- Ensure equal access to clean, cold air across all provinces
- Protect and sustain our cool weather and icy housings
The Polar Party of Canada is doing big things! Take a look at our plan now!

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Le Parti polaire du Canada fait de grandes choses. Regarde notre plan maintenant!
The Polar Party of Canada’s Plan to Build a Cooler Canada : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Le Plan du Parti Polaire du Canada pour Bâtir un Canada plus cool : docs.google.com/document/d/1...
“Je voudrais un bonhomme de neige.”

Ben, maintenant, vous tous aurez des bonhommes, car nous les subventionnons! Avec notre nouveau Programme de bonhomme de neige (PBN), nous les fournissons pour que vous puissiez vous immerger dans l’esprit de l’hiver!

Votez polaire! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
“Do you want to build a snowman?”

Well, you won’t have to now because we are subsidizing them! With our new Snowman Building Program (SBP), we are providing every igloo with a snowman so that you can fully immerse into the winter experience!

Vote Polar! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.
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As we approach this election, I implore you to reflect on how such a significant part of our nation lacks the icy presence of winter for most of the year.

This cannot continue.

Take action. Vote for the Polar Party of Canada.
@polarmpsp.bsky.social

Authorized by the official agent for Raine G.
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We’re investing in our Police Force.

From now on, all Police arrests will not be legally binding without yelling “FREEZE!” to the perpetrator.

The PPC is making Canada safer and cooler. 🧊🧊🧊

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.
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Economics 101 for aliens: instead of wasting resources on concrete houses that can’t handle Canadian winters, we use snow to build homes for all and create jobs. But I guess the Jedi Party prefers funding spaceships for the rich and interfere with national security.
Clearly more than ur party at least we wouldn't start charging people for snow
I wonder what a party that comes from the space really knows about housing on the Canadian ground 🤔

Je me demande bien ce qu’un parti qui provient de l’espace sait réellement sur les logements sur le sol canadien 🤔
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I wonder what a party that comes from the space really knows about housing on the Canadian ground 🤔

Je me demande bien ce qu’un parti qui provient de l’espace sait réellement sur les logements sur le sol canadien 🤔
Why are we charging for igloos now ?
Affordable igloos, a white Christmas and no mosquitoes ? The perfect setting for every Canadians ☃️!
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Igloo abordable, un Noël blanc et pas de moustiques ? La scène parfaite pour tous les Canadiens et Canadiennes ☃️!
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Winter is coming!
Why don’t we skip the trailer that we call Autumn and go directly to the good part?

L’hiver s’approche!
Este-ce que ont peut skipper le traileur qu’ont appelle l’automne, et vas directement à la parte bonne?

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Only a POLAR GOVERNMENT will protect our borders. 🇨🇦
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Seulement un GOUVERNEMENT POLAIRE protègera nos frontières. 🇨🇦
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Build, Baby, Build. 🇨🇦 A Polar Government will create a new Build Canada Igloos agency that will build affordable Igloos at scale.
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Bâtissons, Bébé, Bâtissons. 🇨🇦 Un gouvernement Polaire créera une nouvelle agence Igloos Canada, qui bâtira des igloos abordables à grande échelle.
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Snow Day, Every Day. For Families. Period. @luciendaympsp.bsky.social ❄️🇨🇦
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Journées de tempêtes, tous les jours. Pour les familles. Point final. @luciendaympsp.bsky.social ❄️🇨🇦
Je m’appelle Jabari et je suis très fier d’annoncer que je courrai comme député pour le Parti Polaire du Canada. @polarmpsp.bsky.social

Notre Parti favorise les Canadiens d’abord et notre message est simple. Les jours de neige. Les hivers froids. Les Noëls blancs. À perpetuité.

Rejoigniez nous!
My name is Jabari, and I am so proud to announce that I will be running as an MP for the Polar Party of Canada! @polarmpsp.bsky.social

Our Party prioritizes Canadians first and foremost, and our message is simple: Snow Days. Cold Winters. White Christmases. Forever.

Join our Party now!
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To align with our vision for a true Northern Confederation and to honor the Permanent Winter Parliamentary Schedule, I've officially changed my name from "Summer" to Winter. My commitment to a cool Canada is no joke. Let's make every day a snow day! @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Realizing the sitting days in January are going to be sooo boring after the PPc wins every seat 😔😔
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His platform may be cold but @romeompsp.bsky.social is SMOKING hot 🥶🥵❄️
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@dominicwilliamson.bsky.social — are you running to be Prime Minister in 🇨🇦 ? Or for a role in the UN 🇺🇳 ?
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@dominicwilliamson.bsky.social — vous voulez être Premier Ministre au 🇨🇦 ? Ou un rôle aux NU 🇺🇳 ?
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We’re gonna Make Christmas White Again. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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Nous allons Rendre Noël Blanc Encore. @polarmpsp.bsky.social
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🚨NOT CANADIAN🚨

We’ve called on the Ethics Commissioner to investigate the @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social’s foreign ties and funding from New Frengland — a foreign power now threatening tariffs on our hockey sticks lumber, and even our sacred icebergs.

Canada deserves real Canadian leadership. ❄️🇨🇦