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Shrimp
@shrimpleton.bsky.social
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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · Jul 6
Artfight card done, probably gonna start posting some revenges soon too! #artfight
#teamfossils
Artfight user card, labeled for "Team Fossils" Below that is an image of a cartoon woman to the left, and text to the right. Text that follows: •User: Shrimpleton •I attack....Anything I think I can handle lol •I do: □Friendly Fire (checked) □Revenge (checked) •Featured Characters: (below there are five heads hots of various fictional characters, the first a clown woman, the second a mushroom sprite, the third a regular woman, the fourth a hagfish mermaid, and the fifth a cartoon mothman saying "I LIKE SHORT SHORTS") •Characters I Have: HUMAN (circled) FERAL ANTHRO MONSTER (circled) WORM MECH •other: Little creature freaks (affectionate)
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Jessica Elena @byjessicaelena.bsky.social · 18h
Goose on the loose!!

#art #illustration
A digital drawing of a goose sticking up its head among a bunch of flowers.
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ma8 @hachimaru-ma8.bsky.social · 20h
服模写(5月〜9月)
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조폭 @mongttang77.bsky.social · 21d
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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 15h
The Hannibal series ended in 2015 when she was 5 how in the hell did it even enter her sphere of knowledge
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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 15h
My sister asked me about laptop specs because she thinks hers is "too ugly" and I told it would be easier if she bought a laptop skin and also that they could be customized and she asked if photos could be used and I said yes and that's how I ended up ordering a Hannigram-themed laptop skin for Xmas
Screencap of Honda-san from Gaikotsu Shotenin Honda-san. It features a skeleton that's been intentionally drawn poorly
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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 20h
several of these things are less impressive than they seem (Spotify overall usage went up by like several hundred percentage points, that stupid show about the desciples can only be watched on it's own app, etc), but almost every translation of the bible is free online. Who's *paying* for it??
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 1d
these metrics are not meaningfully connected to the claim
Eric Daugherty: JUST IN: Stunning data reveals Christianity is SURGING in the United States Bible sale: +41.6% App downloads: +79.5% Christian music streaming: +50% What an amazing sight to see.
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Julian Miholics @pansybeast.bsky.social · 22h
some more unicorn birds I've been meaning to post for a while!
A digital illustration of a white bird with a unicorn horn jutting out of its forehead. It stands with wings folded and looking behind itself to a star sitting at beak level. The background of the illustration is a vivid yellow. Another illustration of a white unicorn bird, this time facing away from the viewer with its wings spread and tail raised.
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parker parrella @parkparr.bsky.social · 1d
I’m Afraid of This Light, 2025
A square acrylic painting of an early dawn scene with a grassy field lit eerily with white and yellow light, in the distance a pink moon rises above purple mountains
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Vero.Doodles @verodoodles.bsky.social · 1d
Blue snail wood burning✨💙🐌

#pyrography #woodburning #snail #art #painting
Painted wood burning of a blue snail with angel wings.
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nini @nini9497910.bsky.social · 1d
Let’s gooooo
#TRIGUNSTARGAZE
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Outbursts Of Everett True @everetttrue.bsky.social · 1d
The Independent Record
Helena Montana
July 07,1921
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Christian Brown @deepomega.bsky.social · 1d
signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 2d
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
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ヤンヤン🎨 @shinkengomi.bsky.social · 1d
おはようございます
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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 2d
yet another page for my I Would Like To Live On Sewage For Once In My Life grudge book
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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 2d
I mean it's not actually my problem but it's so fucking stinky and the toilet is bubbling water up and I just *know* the septic tank is fucked up
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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 2d
googling "why are my toilets acting weird" and shaking my head disapprovingly to show that I don't like the answers I'm shown
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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 2d
I'm watching these cats and one of them doesn't let you pet him so much as he lets you run your fingers along his side as he walks by, but he gets SO upset when you don't do it—just desperately meow and paws at you until he's had his fill—and it's honestly a very funny bit lmao. Good Cat Gag/10
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Shrimp @shrimpleton.bsky.social · 2d
I'd say I'm shocked but after learning the insane stuff people put in their bodies just to maximize their gains (including something an ex-friend referred to as "heart-hurty juice"), I'm only mildly surprised we've just now learned this at this point
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 2d
new theory of why everyone is so stupid just dropped
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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 2d
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
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久保 @kubo221.bsky.social · 2d
Hello #Portfolioday
I'm Kubo, an illustrator from Japan.
I draw colorful and mysterious illustrations.

Links🔗 lit.link/kubo221
Portfolio🎨 cara.app/kubo221
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途中 @michinaka.bsky.social · 2d
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Raine @r-a-ine.bsky.social · 2d
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Diva @hyxpk.bsky.social · 2d
1402. The baby is gross.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2d
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