Christian Brown
@deepomega.bsky.social
too many socials on this media. what do I do with all these socials
nobody ever talks about the mole people these days
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
nobody ever talks about the mole people these days
you think John Wick ever walks into a room and there are guns covering every wall and big plate glass cases and he just knows he's gonna have to do soooo much work in a few minutes
October 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
you think John Wick ever walks into a room and there are guns covering every wall and big plate glass cases and he just knows he's gonna have to do soooo much work in a few minutes
may I recommend the One Battle After Another soundtrack for drowning out airport bar patrons listening to various tiktoks
October 21, 2025 at 5:51 AM
may I recommend the One Battle After Another soundtrack for drowning out airport bar patrons listening to various tiktoks
working real blue in the group chat today
October 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
working real blue in the group chat today
signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
signed up for the mecha unit and they're saying my mecha will form the balls and ass of the giant dude our team assembles. i asked if they could make me like the back or the foot or something and they said it's either balls and ass or i have to give back my signing bonus and join the infantry
bro. you're such an eligible bachelor bro
October 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
bro. you're such an eligible bachelor bro
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AMELIA BEDELIA'S BOYFRIEND, NICK: ahah whaaaat?? you're so funny babe
October 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
AMELIA BEDELIA'S BOYFRIEND, NICK: ahah whaaaat?? you're so funny babe
it's simple: if the drug is a plant, it's fantasy. if the drug is an eye dropper, it's sci fi
August 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
it's simple: if the drug is a plant, it's fantasy. if the drug is an eye dropper, it's sci fi
requesting Menomena at karaoke to ruin the night of everyone who isn't exactly 38 years old
August 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
requesting Menomena at karaoke to ruin the night of everyone who isn't exactly 38 years old
everyone give it up for
*airhorn airhorn airhorn* d-d-d-d-d-d DJaaaay DRACulaaaaaaaaaa
*airhorn airhorn airhorn* d-d-d-d-d-d DJaaaay DRACulaaaaaaaaaa
August 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
everyone give it up for
*airhorn airhorn airhorn* d-d-d-d-d-d DJaaaay DRACulaaaaaaaaaa
*airhorn airhorn airhorn* d-d-d-d-d-d DJaaaay DRACulaaaaaaaaaa
white boy raps every line in Bombs Over Baghdad PERFECTLY astonishing karaoke crowd
but not the slurs. please write down that he did not say any slurs
but not the slurs. please write down that he did not say any slurs
August 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
white boy raps every line in Bombs Over Baghdad PERFECTLY astonishing karaoke crowd
but not the slurs. please write down that he did not say any slurs
but not the slurs. please write down that he did not say any slurs
unfortunately cowboy culture is calling to me... the desire for a stupid hat... an embroidered shirt........
August 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
unfortunately cowboy culture is calling to me... the desire for a stupid hat... an embroidered shirt........
strangers don't really come to town any more
August 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
strangers don't really come to town any more
remember how popular magic eye paintings were in the 90s? amazing how silly it seems now. so much money and retail space devoted to how the human mind looks for patterns and is amazed to find them. anyway how'd the big new LLM launch go
August 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
remember how popular magic eye paintings were in the 90s? amazing how silly it seems now. so much money and retail space devoted to how the human mind looks for patterns and is amazed to find them. anyway how'd the big new LLM launch go
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DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value
July 28, 2024 at 5:32 PM
DWARF CONTRACTOR: *on the phone* alright so tell me this, BEFORE hand, how greedily were you digging.. uh huh... and how deeply? okay, I don't even need to come out, I can tell ya right now you gotta balrog. I'm gonna be honest with ya, does this mine hold any sentimental value
funniest kind of 9/11 joke has to be imagining some sort of 9/11 sequel, like french 9/11, italian 9/11, 9/11 2: legacies, etc
August 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
funniest kind of 9/11 joke has to be imagining some sort of 9/11 sequel, like french 9/11, italian 9/11, 9/11 2: legacies, etc
reading pynchon in the poster bar with a martini and a diet coke back
August 4, 2025 at 1:11 AM
reading pynchon in the poster bar with a martini and a diet coke back
still thinking about how good the new Naked Gun is. just smiling and hearing the jokes again in my head
August 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
still thinking about how good the new Naked Gun is. just smiling and hearing the jokes again in my head
educating the group chat about the Rizzler, out of spite
July 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
educating the group chat about the Rizzler, out of spite
remember the Apple Vision Pro? that was a good bit
July 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
remember the Apple Vision Pro? that was a good bit
Freakiest Friday (2055): retiree Anna (Lindsay Lohan) is cursed by a traveling necromancer to swap bodies with her dead mother (Jamie Lee Curtis's skeleton)
July 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Freakiest Friday (2055): retiree Anna (Lindsay Lohan) is cursed by a traveling necromancer to swap bodies with her dead mother (Jamie Lee Curtis's skeleton)
time to speak my truth: the Avatar movies are Bad, aesthetically and also morally. we should revile them
July 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
time to speak my truth: the Avatar movies are Bad, aesthetically and also morally. we should revile them
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From the creators of romantasy we bring you: romard science fiction. The romance you’ve always loved interrupted incessantly by detailed description of how the ship they’re on is able to withstand the gravity of a neutron star while orbiting it to harvest the grontium particle it emits
July 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
From the creators of romantasy we bring you: romard science fiction. The romance you’ve always loved interrupted incessantly by detailed description of how the ship they’re on is able to withstand the gravity of a neutron star while orbiting it to harvest the grontium particle it emits