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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 16h

this louvre theft is some crazy viral marketing for now you see me 3: now you three me

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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 1d

trump must really be off his game for setting himself up for "king trump? more like king DUMP"

shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 1d

It should be illegal for me to be forced into an app when it could've been just as functional as a website

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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 1d

FUNDRAISER! Give $40 or⬆️ to Trans Law Center, email receipt to [email protected]
I’ll send you a postcard sketch of any comics character. No real likenesses-comics only. I’ll do 5! Check replies here; I'll post when they're all gone. Offer good worldwide! transgenderlawcenter.org/donate/

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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 1d

Cheerios will be fine. They are honey glazed and frosted, plus other things

Fruit loops need to look out, though. They only got the one thing going

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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 1d

Yes

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H.K // デビル零 @devilrei.bsky.social · 2d

I’m at the Portland Retrogaming Expo
I’m at the No Kings protest
I’m at the combination Portland Retrogaming Expo and No Kings protest

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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 2d

if you love something, set it free
If it comes back to you, it's yours...

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 3d

A very happy and blessed E•MO•TION 10th anniversary special edition album with bonus tracks to all who celebrate

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 6d

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

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ceej @ceej.online · 7d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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bernie @bearnadette.bsky.social · 8d

they should put yakuza substories in silent hill

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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 11d

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 11d

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
OCTOBER 09,1947

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE WATCHING A MOVIE AT THE THEATER
NANCY: NOW WATCH THAT SECRET DOOR --- HERE COMES THE SNEAKY
BUTLER I TOLD YOU ABOUT... KEEP AN EVE ON THE MAID---
P2- NANCY: --THE DAGGER IS ON THAT SHELF ••• THE WIFE DOESN'T KNOW, BUT A HAND WILL COME THROUGH THAT WINDOW..
P3-NANCY: - - GET READY FOR A SCREAM - --- WATCH THAT CABINET WHEN IT OPENS--- WAIT FOR THAT MOAN FROM THE HALL --

P4- A MAN SITTING BEHIND NANCY AND SLUGGO IS EATING A CANDY BAR, HE IS MAKING CRUNCHING SOUNDS

NANCY: QUIET PLEASE
NANCY IS VERY UPSET THAT THE MAN IS MAKING CRUNCHING SOUNDS, EVEN THOUGH SHE HAS BEEN TALKING DURING THE MOVIE

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Alissa Azar @alissaazar.bsky.social · 12d

Portland 🖤

Sign at a bar says “we love dogs. Noem go home”

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mother dysnomia 🌚 @mamatried.bsky.social · 13d

lol it’s this guy

Tweet from 11/2/24 showing Harry Sisson and his 4 friends in a car that reads “we’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris”

Robert J O’Neill quotes it with

“You're not men. You're boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.”

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15d

Now I know what you’re thinking: Did they make a video abstract for this important study? Reader,

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DJ (obligatory Spooky Month name change) Tahoe @djtahoe.bsky.social · 18d

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20d

guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩

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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 21d

In honor of Eric Adams dropping out, I'm now resharing my all-time favorite bit of Eric Adams content

for years, this thing was like my video from The Ring, where I had to get other people to watch it in order for me to stay alive

enjoy

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk2W...

Sen. Eric Adams: Combating Gun Violence

YouTube video by New York Daily News

www.youtube.com

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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 22d

Pretend to work at McDonald's, and pretend to yell at someone who works at McDonald's. Role reversal can lead to class healing

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krrrrrrk @krrrrrrk.filthandbugs.com · Aug 27

my buddy had a dream about "newport snows" which where like, spearmint, not menthol
so i made it for him in photoshop
and got carried away

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shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 22d

pay money to pretend to have a job. how could this fail in today's economy

shmoo @shmoo.bsky.social · 23d

I LITERALLY TOLD CONOR THIS YESTERDAY! we were waiting in line for the movie and I said we should take the old mall and turn it into a massive wannado city for adults

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daryl "treehouse of hormones" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 23d

this is a real video eric adams posted today.. not sure he remembers he's running for mayor or what at this point

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