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In about three years the entire university pivot to AI curricula and schools and programs is going to be so deeply embarrassing. We will all pretend it never happened and I will be standing there, looking at people with a mirror in my eyes. This is all so embarrassing.

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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

A few of my thoughts:

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like i think anyone who tries to tell you that you HAVE to like switch, especially if you want to morally enjoy porn, is being silly. but also anime boy fuck types are not food allergies, it cannot literally kill you, and you need to learn to self soothe. for your own sake if nothing else

see the funny part about this ao3 tag discourse is you have people who are like "switch shippers always see themselves as superior for liking switch :/" but y'all make it EVERYONE's problem if the wrong guy takes it up the ass. so... yeah i do have better emotional regulation than you

she is so beautiful 💕 she lives forever in me 💕 in my heart 💕 and in wolfwood's a

HERRRRR 😭😭😭😭😭😭 MAN... MAN... WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL...

@shenyanigans.bsky.social and i's stampede milly dreams from 2023 may you live forever <3

currently the mood rn

Gotta love that thing white people invented where they won't listen to you until you raise your voice and then use the fact that you raised your voice as an excuse to not listen to you.

If the bad posts by the CEO of this website have you thinking about moving over to Threads, I have some bad news for you about the guy who owns Threads

REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

listening to an analysis of this album by elliot sang, and he very astutely says of this song: "a man cannot save you from the fate of ophelia; a man puts you in the fate of ophelia"

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

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“tHeY cAnT dO tHat!!!!!”

ok well they are babe, idk what to tell you

I’m sorry, which is it: are boys in an acute crisis that demands that all the nation’s resources and attention be leveraged toward their improved happiness and status? Or is their natural superiority only obscured by affirmative action for women? You have got to pick one because you can’t have both.