Shenanigans
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dangerously hydrated stop looking at me she/her 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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20 likes on twitter: I'm an idiot, a loser, a fraud, universally despised

20 likes on bluesky: well well well look who's Queen Bitch of Fuck Mountain
I haven't seen one! Do you have a link?
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Sorry I'm just in a really bad place right now (United States)
And not just because it's cold as hell!!
When he's right he's right
Elton John was right, Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids
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some people are truly salt of the earth, causing blood pressure and kidney stones to everyone else
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Not book smart, not street smart, but a secret third kind of smart (not)
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"You're so quiet" it's because I don't like you
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[one ring]

who could that be

[two rings]

the fucking postman
So now they can hire journalists who will report what the administration wants them to
"Her year in exile" lol. lmao
Who can say what anything means , when you think about it
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capitalism remains surprisingly popular given how its two primary contributions to society are Making Crummy Shit That Sucks, and Ruining Everything Good
No one wants this bullshit
How can one man be so loud yet so wrong
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I don't know why this two-year-old at the pool said "how dare you" to her dad but I'm on her side
This counts as a medical excuse
Really my only question is why eat flan when you could eat creme brûlée instead