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Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 1m

Nah, I'll fuck a McRib UP.

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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.bsky.social · 1h

Y’all. What the fuck is this.

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Octavia The Ruler 👑 @notoctaviasimone.blacksky.app · 23m

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 6h

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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TuckerTech @tuckertech.dev · 1h

Chick on Facebook says they taste like bobcat meat.

Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 2h

Any of yall try those arby steak bites yet?

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Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 1h

I love when the trash takes itself out.

Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 2h

Like what the fuck you want us to do?!?!

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Tiricohairline @trejames.bsky.social · 3h

Somebody remind them that being a Jets fan is a choice.

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 5h

From @theathletic.com: New York Jets fans are used to misery, but 2025 has brought a few extra twists of the knife. nyti.ms/48vsFHg

New York Jets fans wearing brown paper bags with sad faces drawn on.

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Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 2h

Well don't go. Shit.

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LoverGirlLore @kurzoblint.bsky.social · 3h

Yall keep saying “go to the doctor” like they aren’t the ones ignoring, misdiagnosing, and killing us in the first place

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Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 2h

I tried to find that man so I can tell him go eat a shit sandwich but either I'm blocked or he is. Amen.

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Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 2h

I'm trying so hard not to react to that screenshot.

Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 3h

Good lord, D'Angelo?!?!? ☹️

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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 4h

"if you give us a photo of your driver's license, you can jerk off to our LLM" is somehow their best idea so far on how to monetize

The Verge @theverge.com · 5h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 3h

I for one, AM SHOCKED!!!!!!

Jenny Cohn @jennycohn.bsky.social · 3h

“‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat *** Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.”

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 3h

So trashy. 😒😒😒😒

Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 4h

, 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Phat Bottom Betty @the-cigar-girl.blacksky.app · 5h

*squints*

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Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 5h

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 6h

😭😭😭😭😭😭

I.B. Blackman Ed.S @afrikanfengshui.bsky.social · 7h

Would've been like Rachel and Chandler on "Friends"

a man in a brown jacket and sweater is standing in a hallway .

ALT: a man in a brown jacket and sweater is standing in a hallway .

media.tenor.com

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Henny Gesserit @nmjmredux.blacksky.app · 8h

What did I JUST say

bsky.app/profile/nmjm...

Spooky Bunsz 👻 @copaceticbunsz.com · 10h

I just can't stop thinking about this lmfao Why did this happen

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 11h

This is why the inflatable costumes works so well -- it works the same way calling them "weird" or "creepy" did. It disrupts their narrative, and makes them seem pathetic rather than cool-and-cruel.

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 19h

You need to see this:

“The show of force is the point. They want these images to be out…The Department of Homeland Security is walking around Chicago with a film crew.” @jacobsoboroff.bsky.social

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Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 9h

I still run this back occasionally. 😭😭😭

Turtleberry 🐢🍓 @sweetturtleberry.com · 10h

this was my song!

Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 20h

🗣In the middle of the barn....

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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 10h

Reskeet if you've been a victim of meat misrepresentation.

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Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 10h

I made turkey chilli before and everyone loved it. I was like..... Nah.

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Romantic Prisoner @sdotcarter.bsky.social · 10h

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Will @willgtu.bsky.social · 10h

You should go get a covid test if you can't tell the difference between ground beef and turkey

Terence @topolk.bsky.social · 11h

Now is a great time to consider switching over to ground turkey. Unless you’re making burgers, you can’t tell the difference in 90% of recipes.

Half the cost and healthier for you.

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