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@sasshole.bsky.social

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Just some guy

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megs 👻 @megsf.bsky.social · 41m

starting off #WicksonWednesday strong today

Susan @micromayhem.bsky.social · 2h

Wickson demonstrating life goals

A white husky lies draped across a brown leather chair with decorative throw pillows at his back. He is giving the camera distinct side eye for interrupting a good nap.

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 37m

He looks like he knows something

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 43m

Shes Got A Point Lloyd Pierce GIF

ALT: Shes Got A Point Lloyd Pierce GIF

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Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1h

I already follow too many people on there sorry

🎃scarecrowcialism👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 1h

follow me on google plus

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1h

@awildsuze.bsky.social let the record show….

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1h

Like yes I would also love to be “friends” with a big cat but it has to be some magical occurrence where the cat is in an appropriate habitat and just comes by and hangs out every once in a while

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1h

Those that are unable to thrive in the wild need to be in sanctuaries, accredited conservation areas, etc.

It just makes me sad I guess sorry dumb rant over

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1h

Watching animal videos is so bittersweet sometimes. Yes yes it’s very cute that a jaguar is excited by a gigantic new stuffed bear plushie but man you can’t just keep something like that in your yard. They need like 20+ sq. miles!!!

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Laura Zats @lzats.bsky.social · 2h

New episode of Betty’s Fruit Diaries: Banana! Sound up for monches and also my daily cat scolding

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 3h

They’re the best

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 3h

Lemon bars are my *FAVORITE*!!

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 4h

I think it would be tight if humans purred. Not in a sexual way just like “oh I guess Bob’s pretty happy over there on the sofa”

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 4h

Well if Neptune was entirely erased from reality—HYPOTHETICALLY—then you probably *wouldnt* get notifications about it

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 4h

I’m so so sorry Mary ❤️❤️

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 5h

Good boy!

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รℓσαɳε ℓყรɓεƭɦ 🏳️‍🌈 @sloanelysbeth.bsky.social · 6h

a skull full of soup.

cinesthetic. @TheCinesth.... 13h
Teaser trailer for 'AMADEUS' starring Will Sharpe and Paul Bettany has been released.

Graham Linehan @Glinner 7h
How would you like to see Amadeus again, except this time Mozart is black?
Me neither! Yet here it is!

Clara @Americana Mama79 6h
That guy is black?

Graham Linehan @Glinner 6h
Apparently not but the point rrrremains!

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 23h

Two years ago was when our ear return service was last operational. I’ll have Timehole set you up an appointment

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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · 23h

and then the cancer cures right

The Verge @theverge.com · 23h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1d

Innocent

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1d

@awildsuze.bsky.social help

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1d

Hey man do you…do you think people will remember that there will used to have been a planet called Neptune

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1d

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAVE NEVER ONCE SAID TUNA AROUND HER, AT ANY POINT PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1d

I have been informed that they’ve determined code word is tuna

Sass @sasshole.bsky.social · 1d

The good news is that the ears don’t activate unless the super secret code word is said within, uh, earshot