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dishwasher safe (top rack only) the internet’s girlfriend, but not yours.

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 23d

spooky season approacheth 🎃🎃

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 1m

you’re basically Cal Raleigh

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vantazach @vantazach.bsky.social · Apr 19

"small dick energy"
- unavoidably sexist
- offensive in some company

"giving cybertrkkk driver"
- goes over kids heads
- focuses on something changeable

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 21m

oh bless everyone’s hearts what a great story, you gotta remember all this and write a book lol

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 57m

No problem, the VP says you can say anything you want when you are a child of under 40 years old.

CNN @cnn.com · 5h

A Marine veteran turned oyster farmer who is now a rising Democratic Senate candidate once called himself a “communist,” dismissed “all” police as bastards, and said rural White Americans “actually are” racist and stupid, according to deleted social media posts seen by CNN. https://cnn.it/47sXon6

‘I got older and became a communist': Deleted posts show Maine Senate hopeful's raw views on politics, war, and police | CNN Politics

Graham Platner, a Marine veteran turned oyster farmer, now disavows posts he made years ago, saying they came from a time when he felt disillusioned and angry and expressed those emotions online.

www.cnn.com

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 26m

*cries in KC*

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 27m

COME ON REALLY 😭

National Weather Service @nws.noaa.gov · 27m

A storm system will bring potentially heavy rainfall to parts of the Midwest and mid-Mississippi Valley Friday through the weekend. Flash flooding will be possible in those areas, but especially for those portions of the mid-Mississippi valley. Monitor weather.gov for the latest.

7-day rainfall forecast from Thursday through Wednesday night. Heaviest totals of 3 to 4 inches (dark red) over northern Wisconsin and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, with 1 to 3 inches extending through the Midwest and Great Lakes.

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 27m

msm has to get busy and tell us why we can’t vote for that guy, vote for the 77-yo instead

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 28m

posters madness gonna claim another one i fear

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 37m

love that for you, i’m not jealous at all lol 🥲😂

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 37m

same. did not consent to being in anyone’s 🙃

HerRoyalBOO👻bies @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 14h

Is there another mass exodus from Twitter??? REMOVE ME FROM YOUR STARTER PACKS.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 47m

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 49m

well that looks incredible

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Van Wendigo @vanweezer.bsky.social · 1h

Women don't like the vehicle

Picture of the ocean gate sub (unimploded)

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 56m

it me 😌

Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 2h

Good morning to everyone, but especially women who don’t like the vehicle

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 1h

no. it’s not. i trust mac n cheese in a way i do NOT trust white sauce lol

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 1h

blood? clot!

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 1h

block those accounts while you’re at it!

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 10h

That’s Sabrina Carpenter

The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · Dec 5

Jane Altoids
@staticbluebat
Why is there not a Wario version of
Peach

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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 2h

Again, Mark Zuckerberg's kids go to a screen-free school with 14 students total and multiple specialized tutors

BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 3h

let me note that one of the actual tests here is going to be 'what do people pushing these ideas want for their own children' and I will bet you a lot of money that the answer is 'the elite university model of Harvard et al' not 'learning through AI slop'

Vlad 🐸 Țepeș @porcupunk.bsky.social · 17h

Wow. Just wow.

"Students pay premium prices for information that AI now delivers instantly and for free. A business student can ask ChatGPT to explain supply chain optimization or generate market analysis in seconds. The traditional lecture-and-test model faces its Blockbuster moment."

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 1h

too much white sauce gives me the ick too

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 1h

the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host

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premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 1h

this test has 8 questions on it and all of them are on info presented after the EIGHTY (80) slides on the coag cascade lol

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 1h

fuck that sucks i am sorry :(

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 1h

buddy you gotta try weed

premium goblin @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 1h

memorized and was able to reproduce that entire thing for boards but then i promptly forgot it bc i do not need it. bulimic learning ftw

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