Sarah Kelly
@sarahkelly.bsky.social
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I live in Denver and I have a pug. College football sicko. Also an editor.
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Spruce doesn’t know who got into my tomato soup
A little black pug with tomato soup on his face, looking alarmed
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And you should really not tie your self-worth to something as far out of your control as income! It’s setting yourself up for disaster if lose your job, and imo it’s really insulting to people who earn less money but are just as valuable as human beings and members of society.
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Ok so I knew that current Indiana University head coach Curt Cignetti was the former coach at Division II Indiana University of Pennsylvania, but did not realize until today that his brother Frank Jr. is the current offensive coordinator at Indiana (PA)
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Keep in mind that most journalists are not national political reporters for huge outlets. Most journalists are earning modest salaries trying to do an essential societal function under the constant threat of layoffs and an increasingly hostile government because they believe in telling the truth.
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kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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I am sorry that seemingly every type of food or beverage makes you shit your pants, but it’s really weird when you imply that other people are going to shit their pants at the mere sight of a cup of coffee or slice of pizza.
sarahkelly.bsky.social
Yeah that’s my impression as well. Seems to be based on some reaaaallly loose cultural stereotypes, and not a particularly good understanding of those either.
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I’m tired of people with GI issues projecting their problems onto the rest of us.
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I already have enough anxiety, I would hope at least some would go away when dating someone.
Hinge profile for Brooke, 30-something, Chicago: Dating me is like
Drinking an espresso martini, you have a little anxiety, you're kinda hammered, and you might poop your pants (but like in a good way..)
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I think this is her way of saying “exciting” but she has made “butterflies” sound a lot like stomach flu
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I sing that to myself on my morning walks despite never living in Baltimore
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That is a trait I really admire (OK, envy — because I’m me) in other people
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Well I’ve been awake since 2 so I guess I should get up and start my day of feeling crappy
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What do Ohio, Iowa, and Idaho even have in common besides similar-sounding names?
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Probably but that’s such a lazy cultural stereotype of Texas, which again is incredibly diverse and has many large cities
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Ah yeah that makes sense, California and New York tend to have more labor protections than other states. It became clear through more comments (not pictured) that often there is a legitimate job opening but no manager present to do the interview because it just doesn’t communicate I guess.
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Texas is one of the most diverse and populous states in the country and like a third of it is a humid subtropical climate. What on earth does it have in common with Western Australia?
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Found a map that made me mad
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Just learned about a new stupid thing AI does
A series of Instagram comments: 

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atbashhang 2w
i recently applied to a wendys and the ai chatbot immediately gave me an interview date and time. when i got there they told me "oh we're actually not hiring it just automatically does that"
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atbashhang 2w
in other news i'm now learning how to jailbreak Ilms for no particular reason
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k.aylaeverso.n 2w
@atbashhang that happened to me at olive garden. went in for my interview and they said they would keep my resume on file in case the position opened. fortunately i had another interview right after and wound up working there instead
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bugluvr2003 2w
@atbashhang me with 7-11 except they cancelled it an hour before
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pockifox.png 2w
@atbashhang Bro I used to work at Auntie Anne's and the amount of people I had to turn away because the Al chatbot did the same thing and gave them an interview time when we weren't supposed to take any made me feel bad every time
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baseball-broad.bsky.social
You can hold down the “e” on your phone keyboard to get “é”!
baseballhighlights.bsky.social
Pro tip: To not type a slur while talking about the #Dodgers, alt+0223 gets you the é in Kiké
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
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“Let’s go try to get some sleep” is a thing I earnestly said to the dog who’s been snoring next to me all night
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No but it makes me nervous