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@salarta.bsky.social
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Your favorite poster’s person they don’t know but sometimes reply to. i r mail (as in he/him/his) and cis. Local Polaris/Lorna Dane fetishist. Banner by @kahlart. https://linktr.ee/salarta
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Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · Aug 6
Two new NSFW related links on my linktree and added a “newest” section to my Halloween 2025 doc so people who do look at it (if anyone) don’t have to go hunting through several pages for my latest additions. linktr.ee/salarta
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Local Polaris/Lorna Dane fetishist. Also writes incredibly weird NSFW fics.
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salarta.bsky.social
Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 1h
You can conserve water with rain, ravers, and livers
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 3h
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 1h
I’ve seen enough horror to know that if women like this show up at my house, I’m grabbing a weapon and hoping they can at least bleed
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Aaron Stewart-Ahn @badideas.bsky.social · 12h
Oh god just saw this OpenAI generated video someone posted to Reddit of ‘A girl knocks on your door at 3am’ and this may be the least mentally healthy product on the planet it not most terrifying
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Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 2h
But those poor shareholders need to find any ways they can to recoup the investment, while poor artists can do any work!

(This started solely as parody and as I typed I got more depressed realizing this could actually be their thinking)
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Chris B-eeeeek!-ler 👻 @cwbuecheler.com · 2h
The hilarious thing about the ChatGPT erotica stuff is there is 0.0% chance that Visa and Mastercard will have anything whatsoever to say about it. Going after poor artists on patreon? Sure, absolutely. Going after the world's most overvalued and overinvested company? No way.
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salarta.bsky.social
Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 2h
This is twice in one day I’m seeing social media content about people getting jellyfish stings and getting peed on to deal with it.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 5h
Three panel cartoon by Wawa wiwa comics An octopus, a shark and a jellyfish are talking to each other Octopus: I once saw a human and peed myself Shark: a human saw and peed himself Jellyfish: a human touched me once and his friend peed on him Octopus: dude… Shark: what?
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 5h
Three panel cartoon by Wawa wiwa comics An octopus, a shark and a jellyfish are talking to each other Octopus: I once saw a human and peed myself Shark: a human saw and peed himself Jellyfish: a human touched me once and his friend peed on him Octopus: dude… Shark: what?
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salarta.bsky.social
Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 2h
Enough short stories. Let’s have tall stories.
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 11h
Hey look, Israel broke the cease-fire, twice, in two different ways, within 24 hours - again.
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Mondoweiss @mondoweiss.net · 17h
NEW: Israel informed the UN it will permit only 300 aid trucks into Gaza daily, not the 600 mandated by the ceasefire it just signed.
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Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 2h
Don’t worry, I’ll fix this by sitting in your lap and pulling up a laptop. I don’t even go to cafes this just sounds like it’d be fun.
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salarta.bsky.social
Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 2h
Then Morbius shows up for a special cameo and morbs out
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Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 2h
The gooners are rawdogging
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Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 3h
It can fit more than one category
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Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 3h
You’re gonna put me out of my unpaid work at this rate
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 3h
You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
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Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 3h
<insert joke involving the word hot here>
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Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 3h
It didn’t even apologize, how rude
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Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 3h
Only you can fuck forest fires
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may @maysuser.name · 5h
no one loves their gender more than those who trans their sex for it
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Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 4h
Is your penis running? Then you better go catch it!
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 7h
Can confirm military who bank with military-focused banks started getting paid today. Rest will land tomorrow. So restart the countdown clock to two weeks when we do this all over again.
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Task & Purpose @taskandpurpose.com · 8h
Troops reported receiving paychecks Tuesday after the Pentagon diverted funds to cover payroll during the government shutdown. trib.al/cVmh3YQ
Troops are starting to get paid, but aren't out of the woods as shutdown continues
Troops reported receiving paychecks Tuesday after the Pentagon diverted funds to cover payroll during the government shutdown.
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salarta.bsky.social
Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 5h
*saves*
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Jay stop sucking @salarta.bsky.social · 5h
“I fuckin destroy all my toilet paper before my guests arrive to show them who’s boss in this house.”
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 6h
Other recipients of the Medal of Freedom include: Billy Graham, Dick Cheney, Strom Thurmond, Bill Cosby, Ted Kennedy, George W, and Rush Limbaugh.
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Mediaite @mediaite.com · 6h
President Donald Trump praised slain conservative activist Charlie Kirk as a “true American hero” as he posthumously honored the Turning Point USA founder with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation’s highest civilian honor.
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DreadwoodGirl @redwoodgirl.bsky.social · 8h
IHIP host to Sen Booker: "What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"

Booker's response was basically, "stop attacking me, Dems are always engaging in a circular firing squad"

IHIP host, not having it: "That is such bullshit."

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 9h
"What do you have to say about the capitulation that you participated in?"

Cory Booker clearly wasn't expecting the pushback he got from @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social

Full interview: youtu.be/HLfzsOVjlxc
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 6h
finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
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The Verge @theverge.com · 17h
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults
ChatGPT is about to get flirty.
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