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@sainttheosylas.bsky.social

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Theo @sainttheosylas.bsky.social · Feb 17

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Between Two Fires X INDIKA X Educated

An acolyte on a suicide mission that would usher in the end times loses her faith as she experiences the outside world.

🌘Dark Celestial Fantasy
🌠Medieval Horror
☀️Religious Guilt
#Sludgepit #WIP #H #DF

A series of religious and cosmic images on a black background: A tied up lamb, a hand clutching needles, an eclipse, a meteor swarm, and an ashamed looking nun. Additionally, there are two quotes: 'You fucked up, and I said sorry. with the word sorry repeating over and over, and 'Unwanted Child'

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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 17h

'Maybe it will happen today' styled as a Mamdani campaign poster. 'Maybe' is a large, gold, serif font with a red drop shadow, and 'it will happen today' is set below that in a gold all-caps, sans-serif font, all on an ultramarine blue background.

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Eliot 🌳 Thought Bubble @eliotbaum.bsky.social · Sep 12

To Have & to Hold ⛅️🩸 cover for my romantic Curse of Strahd artbook

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 19h

www.burnsnotice.com/gopers-have-...

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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · Jun 2

If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”

A least weasel. It fits in the palm of the hand.

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TransActual @transactualuk.bsky.social · 1d

November 8th marks Intersex Day of Remembrance.

Intersex Day of Remembrance is a day to remember those who are no longer with us and highlight issues that the Intersex community face.

We stand in solidarity with our Intersex siblings, team members and supporters!

#IntersexDayOfRemembrance

Image shows a circular glowing intersex flag behind three lit candles.

Text reads: Intersex Day of Remembrance

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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 1d

Guy with a sandwich: “Fuck you armed agent of the state.”

Ivy League: “I will eat my poop and thank you for it because I’m scared of a Fox News personality cosplaying as a lawyer”

The New York Times @nytimes.com · 1d

Breaking News: Cornell University reached an agreement with the Trump administration that would restore hundreds of millions in funding to the university. It's expected to pay a $30 million fine to the government and to invest $30 million in agriculture and farming programs.

Cornell Reaches Deal with Trump Administration to Restore Research Funds

The Ivy League university had warned of layoffs after the Trump administration stripped it of funds this year. The cuts were among the deepest in higher education.

nyti.ms

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kilroy normal length @kilroy.bluecanary.dev · 1d

2 tumblr posts by machine-unlearning
post 1:
"When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M"
post 2:
"He said 'Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what'"
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acab rangoon @mid-skeets.bsky.social · 1d

your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court

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Scoiattolo @offline.mountainherder.xyz · 1d

State Senator Louise Lucas, I must apologize, I was not familiar with your game

Shoe+ @shoe.bsky.social · 1d

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 1d

When the government shut down goes through Christmas

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Dorian Dawes @doriandawes.bsky.social · 2d

why did no one tell me about the british civil war toxic yaoi wizard movie

when the intricate rituals to touch other men are actually just straight up rituals

A Field in England

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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 1d

man this could have been The End

Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 1d

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping

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Theo @sainttheosylas.bsky.social · 1d

edging excommunication is even more fun than edging edging

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Theo @sainttheosylas.bsky.social · 1d

Your excommunication papers are already in the fax machine, buddy

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The Cigaverse @thecigaverse.swifties.social · 1d

Prince Harry apologizes for wearing a Dodgers cap #HatGate

“Firstly, I would like to apologize to Canada for wearing it. Secondly, I was under duress. There wasn’t much choice.”

“when you’re missing a lot of hair on top, and you’re sitting under flood lights, you’ll take any hat that’s available.”

“Firstly, I would like to apologize to Canada for wearing it. Secondly, I was under duress. There wasn’t much choice,” said the prince, who explained he was invited to the game by the Dodgers’ owner. He says he thought wearing the team’s hat was “the polite thing to do.” “I’m going to wear this from now on,” he said, putting on a Blue Jays cap. He added that, “when you’re missing a lot of hair on top, and you’re sitting under flood lights, you’ll take any hat that’s available.”

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Theo @sainttheosylas.bsky.social · 1d

Get dangerous and try to write a comprehensive analogy for the holy trinity

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Theo @sainttheosylas.bsky.social · 1d

B A S I A

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 1d

it's interesting what happened to the Hell House LLC series. the first one was just a really efficient haunted house of a movie, one good scare after another. it did well and the screenwriter's eyes rolled back in his head and he started mumbling "more lore, more lore"

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Theo @sainttheosylas.bsky.social · 1d

Get your dick on the rowing machine and borrow every single copy of crime and punishment from your library’s libby branch

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Theo @sainttheosylas.bsky.social · 1d

If Agatha had a gun her cult leader would have 12 separate ways of guilt-tripping her out of using it even when her life was on the line

Ian Haramaki 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @cometkins.bsky.social · 1d

How much would your book/wip change if your MC had a gun #WritingPrompt

Theo @sainttheosylas.bsky.social · 1d

@ladz because FOM is vodkapunk, who’s going to live up to the dostoevsky quote “Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing” in true empire era fashion?

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Amalas @amalasrosa.bsky.social · 2d

Artist be like if I shift this line 0.05 cm to the left, increase overlay by 2%, and move this character’s head slightly by 3° will make a life changing difference that everyone notices

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Serena Malyon 🌞🌛 @serenamalyon.bsky.social · 2d

Blue

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Benjamín Schultz-Figueroa @benjaminschultzfig.bsky.social · 3d

"Look, Mamdani's win is both the worst thing to ever happen and totally meaningless; his supporters are stupid rich kids and also dedicated communist-terrorist infiltrators; and, as I argue in this, my 12th op-ed on him, it's strange that we all keep talking about him so much."

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Theo @sainttheosylas.bsky.social · 2d

I functionally cant write until 2027 bc of my degree program but i want to write the same fucking toxic family metaphor over and over in different fonts until my face melts off

Ian Haramaki 🏳️‍⚧️✨ @cometkins.bsky.social · 2d

What kind of audience do you hope to reach with your work? Who do you think needs it the most? #WritingPrompt