Riff Conner
@rifflesby.bsky.social
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Writer for the “of Loathing” series of video games. He/him
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rifflesby.bsky.social
tell your friends
tell your uncles and aunts
type it into the chat in ALL CAPS
tip your barista and then tell your barista
be like "Shadows Over Loathing is on the Sony Playstation store" every time your dentist takes her fingers out of your mouth
asym.bsky.social
Shadows Over Loathing is (finally) available digitally on PlayStation 4 and 5!

store.playstation.com/en-us/search...
An image of a house and the dark words "Shadows Over Loathing" silhouetted in front of a giant moon, tentacles reaching in from all sides.
rifflesby.bsky.social
...i don't even know how many pieces are in a chess set, it turns out
rifflesby.bsky.social
he will definitely win, no way can I beat a fuckin wizard
rifflesby.bsky.social
I'd hire a team of master cat burglars to break into the houses of the world's top 36 chess grandmasters and steal one piece from each one's fanciest chess board, creating the world's most valuable, most chaotic, & most illegal chess set.

I suck at chess & have no particular interest in the game
docseuss.bsky.social
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
rifflesby.bsky.social
does 'hilarious' count as positive
rifflesby.bsky.social
J.B. Harold Murder Club

don't make me think about jb harold murder club
lexluddy.xyz
What's the worst game you finished/rolled credits on?

(games media folks, it can't be something you were assigned to review; this has to be something you subjected yourself to of your own free will)
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byctom.bsky.social
this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look
Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball
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rifflesby.bsky.social
he really is, the best to ever do it
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flavourtoothpaste.bsky.social
POV: you're supergreatfriend
mynameisgrant.bsky.social
This spooky season I will watch horror movies with you and make a kinda goofy “Ah!” noise whenever a scare happens so it doesn’t get to you. Hourly rates available on request.
rifflesby.bsky.social
come on book publishers, the greeting card industry has been kicking your ass for decades
rifflesby.bsky.social
books should come with soundtracks. there should be electronics in the spine that detect what page you're on and play music appropriate to that part of the book.
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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rifflesby.bsky.social
this is literally what Bungie came up with when trying to imagine what stairs in an alien spaceship would look like in Marathon
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badideas.bsky.social
Holy shit someone uploaded the entire stage play adaptation of the Yakuza videogame series with English subtitles and it’s glorious and 500x better than the Amazon show youtu.be/Z2Msr4si6dU?...
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catsuka.bsky.social
Satoshi Kon would have turned 62 today ;_;
Fanart by Jinou (x.com/Jinou_rakugaki)
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jam2go.com
I've been testing out adding greenscreen footage into Unreal, but compressing it to look like it's a 90s FMV game
rifflesby.bsky.social
and also just actual 12 year olds. the internet makes it too easy to forget that sometimes a dude with a stupid opinion is just some dipshit teen
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scw.bsky.social
Franz Kafka writing Steam reviews
Steam review that reads “game is good but im some bugs”
rifflesby.bsky.social
something dumb i like to do is limit shopping list entries to four letters so future me has a little puzzle he has to solve
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rifflesby.bsky.social
The procgen systems I work with are much much *much* simpler than yours, but I do try to ensure that every random name/trinket/book title generator can accidentally produce "Bobcat Goldthwait".