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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · Aug 3

This #OurFlagMeansPride2025 prize made it safely to @ridiculousdisaster.bsky.social, so now I can show you all! A strawberry and a lemon for a subtle RMM vibe 🩷💛

A cross stitch of a kawaii strawberry and a sour lemon

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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · Jul 25

This was their first date

veeagainsttheday 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️is a witch... and this is my cat @veeagainsttheday.bsky.social · Jul 24

Unappreciated yearning Ed look

A scene from Our Flag Means Death 1x5, Ed is gazing at Stede with heart eyes while Stede stands next to him just as they are boarding the French ship

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jackie 🩷🖤 edward teach apologist @ridiculousdisaster.bsky.social · Jul 22

Nathan Foad with his hands to his face with the text aggressive good vibes

Screenshot of Blackbeard with the text “nice. Very good. Love that.”

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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · Jul 22

it's the same picture

a little cat curled up into someone's chest with it's head tucked in and big eyes

ed nuzzling/leaning into stede's hand on the edge of the tub

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jackie 🩷🖤 edward teach apologist @ridiculousdisaster.bsky.social · Jul 22

No cheating, post the last pic of your pet.

An extremely orange tabby cat curled up like a little croissant on a light blue floral blanket

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Lu 🪿🌿✨ @gentlethempirate.bsky.social · Jul 20

this is true love. do you think this happens everyday? 🤍🕊️✨

little prince/knight AU for @rainbowseazine.bsky.social ! 🥰

digital illustration of prince stede and knight ed embracing with their foreheads touching. the whole illustration is MLM flag colored (shades of blue and teal).

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Lucy 🧜‍♂️🏴‍☠️ @butterscup95.bsky.social · Jul 20

Me 🤝 Rhys
Darby

Needing scripts for social situations

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𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚔𝚒 ʚ(*´꒳`*)ɞ° @whimszi.bsky.social · Jul 19

Repost if you love Dino nuggets or if you want women to dominate you

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jackie 🩷🖤 edward teach apologist @ridiculousdisaster.bsky.social · Jul 19

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · Jul 14

girl full offense but if you are seeing anyone's genitals in the bathroom at any point you have fucked up. i've spent 30 years using women's restrooms and i have never in my life seen anyone's junk except my own

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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · Jul 14

so wild there are these threads of radiant beauty just coursing through all things, and not only do we get to witness this glow, we get to pluck the strings ourselves and travel to the future or past through art and creation. all you have to do is reach out and strum to connect with the infinite

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Jennbob (she/her) --✨No Cons sad time 😭✨🏴‍☠️ 💖💜💙 @jennbob4585.bsky.social · Jul 14

Me, doing my best 😌:

Black Pete and Lucius screenshot, caption says Actually I think I'm just hopeless but I've decided to carry myself like I'm hopecore

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Mark D. Levine @marklevinenyc.bsky.social · Jul 14

There is currently an NWS flash flood warning in effect for all five boroughs of NYC.

But no City agency has posted it on this platform.

Please help spread the word.

“If you live in a basement apartment or low-lying area, be ready to move to higher ground.”

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jackie 🩷🖤 edward teach apologist @ridiculousdisaster.bsky.social · Jul 12

Me: ugh why do I have a headache?

Also me: didn’t drink any water today, didn’t take my meds, screen time is over 13 hours

Me: sure is a mystery!

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Ben @liztruss.bsky.social · Jul 3

Well, Well,Well, Not So Easy To Find A Government That Doesn’t Suck Shit

By King George III

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jackie 🩷🖤 edward teach apologist @ridiculousdisaster.bsky.social · Jul 4

My BB is an omegaverse with the gender & sex being totally unrelated - you can be a female alpha, male omega, non-binary omega, male beta, etc etc.

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jackie 🩷🖤 edward teach apologist @ridiculousdisaster.bsky.social · Jul 4

I read one a hundred years ago in the Teen Wolf fandom where Allison was an alpha. She had like prehensile penis situation? And iirc, the male omegas had a cloaca.

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Jill-O-Lantern ☕️🎃☕️ @coffeecatsja.bsky.social · Jul 2

evergreen sentiment

grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · Jul 2

the solution is of course steddyhands usually

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🌈 Hailey Piper 🌈 @haileypiperfights.bsky.social · Jun 30

"no one wants a government handout"

It's OUR MONEY. Our. Money.

Every purchase, every paycheck, every year's filing, we pay into taxes. That is alllll a government money is. Our money, pooled in hopes it can be used to better everyone's lives, not to provide a "government handout" to the rich.

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han @hansoeii.bsky.social · Jun 30

last time I was truly happy was when that submarine imploded

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Loose Leaf Queer @genderqueerwolf.bsky.social · Jun 29

Few things are as unattractive as a lack of curiosity.

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🦋Fiona McGee🦋🚫👑 @judymccarthy.bsky.social · Jun 27

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jackie 🩷🖤 edward teach apologist @ridiculousdisaster.bsky.social · Jun 29

I *just* found a position in bed that doesn’t pull on my sutures/is comfortable and of course I have to pee. 😑

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