Me:

Me:

Me:

Me: (SUDDENLY DRINKS 3/4 OF MY WATER BOTTLE IN ONE GULP)

Me:

look for it in your local bookstore's "nobody asked for this" section

If you leave one magazine job and go write a book, apparently for a major publisher, and you deliver your manuscript and take another magazine job less than a year later, when did the exile part happen, exactly?

Did Malcolm X and Martin Luther King join together? I don't seem to remember that in the history books.

Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖

thank you person who community noted this lol…. 400k likes on a bot account reposting my art once again… fascinating

the 'janet mills running for senate' thing is less about her choosing to run and more about Schumer etc. pushing it hard. Not that she is like Cuomo, but it is like Cuomo in the sense of "is this the best the powers that be could come up with?"

Fuck's sake did someone forget to change their calendar because I'm pretty sure these dipshits still think it's 2012.

YOU CAN'T SHAME THEM.

ASKING THEM TO BE ASHAMED ISN'T DOMINANCE, IT'S PATHETIC.

FIGHT THEM, GODDAMN YOU.

"You boy! Could you summon medical assistance?"

This seems like a job for somebody on here

"I used AI to generate videos of girls who wanted me" BRING BACK BULLYING! STUFF THESE NERDS IN LOCKERS *IMMEDIATELY*! EVERY SECOND THAT PASSES WITH THEM UNWEDGIED IS TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AND GALLONS OF WATER SQUANDERED!!!

-Water
-Water that's happy to see you

Had an affair with her source and all she got was a book deal, a cushy Vanity Fair editing gig and a year off. Real tough to be “exiled” these days

Hey friends. After having open heart surgery in Dec and another procedure in July, I've been left in 10k+ debt while recovering. During this, we were also laid off from Skullgirls. To try to help dig myself out, I have begun listing things on eBay: ebay.com/usr/mshinzan

Korol is a US citizen. Her family hasn’t heard from her since she was taken, public charges haven’t been released—what crime did she even commit? 2nd-Degree Woodwinding?—and there has been no explanation for her “renditioning” across state lines.

We’ve moved into a new phase of Trump lawlessness.

A musician, Oriana Korol, was peacefully playing clarinet with her protest band outside ICE facilities in Portland, OR.

When the band started playing “Ghostbusters,” ICE thugs suddenly poured outside, slammed her into the mud, arrested her and took her to a jail 9 miles away in Vancouver, WA.

This is so many flavors of fucked up.

why is it always this same pitch. it's either "you will soon be able to see [thing that already exists] but with [different actor]" i've seen this same pitch made over and over and over. the actors in the stuff i like are already fine. if they were bad at acting the part i wouldn't already like it!

lord of the ties.