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Alex May
@psychicteeth.bsky.social
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upholsterer / sourdough / handyman / cough gamedev cough butlerian jihad in bio some games: psychicteeth.itch.io https://store.steampowered.com/app/221180/Eufloria_HD/
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Growing a tree until the computer begs for mercy
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Hormones!? more like, "Her Moans"
British politics NEEDS to be ruined, keep it up
What they DO know is that jumping on papa's rib cage definitely works
Yeah but who's doing this, I don't know anyone who is doing this
Cats don't care if you weren't able to get enough sleep. Cats don't know how much sleep a human needs
1am! I'm sure it's fine
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
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Bet it would feel so good to roll through this thing ass first like a laundry wringer from the 1800s.
Filling my house with roll chairs and every second guest has a Mr. Bean style pratfall. sancal.com/en/chair-roll/
I got my first pack a few years ago from the Asian supermarket but they sell them in Tesco these days, so I'm never out of them
Frozen parathas are really surprisingly good!!
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Having controls over what kind of sexual/graphic imagery you can see *should* be a strength of this site, but Bluesky's own moderation being so aggressive that it flags "bruised superman" under the same filter as real-world mutilation and death makes it functionally useless.
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Biolune is officially coming soon on Steam! 🌳🐌🌲🌘🐁🌲☀️

Play as a little robot fascinated by organic life. Terraform moons, cultivate ecosystems, and build a strange, beautiful home in an uncaring void. Wishlist now! ✨

store.steampowered.com/app/3070190/...
Biolune on Steam
An artificial life simulation about a robot cultivating ecosystems on the moons of a ruined planet. Grow fantastical plants and animals, facilitate their evolution, and gather resources while discover...
store.steampowered.com
Great to hear it! And also, great to hear it
The adults are just as bad - they'll skip half the punchline and say "six nine", and then the other person just says "nice" instead of laughing. Baffling!
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Decades of Twitter have made children terse with their jokes, mindful of character count limits. They no longer laboriously say "Why was six afraid of seven?". They quickly convey the important parts, "six seven".