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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · Oct 9

Twitter may be naught but a half-buried Ozymandian visage nowadays, but it did allow me to reclaim a bunch of fan art that I had posted over there that was lost when my hard drive died over the summer. Here's a thread of them in no particular order:

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 4h

you're talkin' about people who are basically yelling at you for impeding the way they jack off, I don't think decorum is very high on their priority list when it comes to social interaction

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 4h

So how long before John Mulaney and his new jawline travel back in time to portray Detective Bayliss on Homicide: Life on the Streets

Detective Bayliss looks like John Mulaney in a schlubby, hard to pin down kind of way

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 6h

Like I don't care if anybody in the Fourth Reich acknowledges it - they're memeing, they're having a great time - but doesn't anyone in the cult want to see evidence of George Soros payoffs? He's a businessman, there'd be a paper trail. They never called for an audit because they know they're lying.

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 6h

🎶 who is the monster and who is the MAAAN 🎶

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 7h

BBC NEWS:
Scientists reveal the secret

Image of a scruffy looking circular white dog with a very blurry schnauzer in the background.

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 7h

If only he hadn't talked about gender one time

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 7h

Spanky the Dolphin says "I never thought I'd be frying over a jungle."

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 12h

a cenobite who just has tattoos on its palms and soles and armpits but is otherwise normal

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Chris Labarthe @chrislabarthe.bsky.social · 1d

It’s only Nihilism if it comes from the Nihil region of Hell, otherwise it’s just sparkling privilege

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 1d

oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d

Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

plowing the bestie

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · Jul 26

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has @itsponky.bsky.social got a bluesky version of this yet, it's basically my religion

Ponky 👽🌌
@ItsPonky

It's Friday night, post Grandpa's fucked up bed from Stadew Valley

A picture of your grandpa from Stardew Valley on his little bed that looks like the little white Barbie table that they put in the middle of pizzas. It is one inch thick and he is holding a letter as he sleeps. There is also a fireplace and a sword and the religious icon of their god in the SV universe who I think is named Igmo or something

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

Yes, Ohta?

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

You got the idea, just kill everyone that pissed you off

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

Slice of life anime, literally

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

Hold still, their vision is based on moosevement

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

And yet, is there anything that the brain-slaves would actually condemn their God Emperor for? If he's on camera fucking a baby to death, what percentage of his base will turn on him? Any?

Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 1d

Look at how the Republicans are setting *everything on fire* to keep the Epstein files hidden, you know it's gotta involve like unmarked graves, not just child sex trafficking.

The longer they keep this up and harder they try, the more heinous it's gotta be

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 1d

They're scrubbin' the hell outta the Epstein files. Gonna put Bill Clinton's name everywhere like MadLibs. Every flight, five Bill Clintons were sittin' there while Bill Clinton flew the plane. Bill Clinton leavin' the island as Bill Clinton lands. Bill Clinton wavin' to himself

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

Uh... yeah, I guess Disney owns all the IPs involved!

I must insist that Frank is always animated in the 90s Spider-Man style though

I also suggest that Frank basically becomes Cleveland's biggest fan and constantly gets cracked up by him. "You're hilarious, man. You should have your own show."

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

Family Guy but Frank Castle comes to Quahog to murder Mr Herbert for being a pedophile and Quagmire for being a rapist

He also beats the holy shit out of Joe for having a Punisher skull on his squad car and for being friends with a rapist

the characters he kills are permanently dead in show canon

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

the urge to wander into the forest and die sounds more and more logical by the day

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battie . @miketheorist.bsky.social · 20d

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

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[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

JORDON: Alpha, Dave has escaped. Recruit five teenagers with attitudes so that I can watch every freaking Power Rangers movie.

[//] Professor Hazard @prof.hazardlabs.com · 1d

yeah, the left hand has to sit in the chair and watch