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porkbuns.bsky.social
Ti
@porkbuns.bsky.social
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Kitten fosterer, artist exploring more mediums than they have the time or money for. Lazy enby (they/them), terminal leftist
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Getting a lot of new followers and a lot of you are gonna find my feed real uninteresting but welcome!

Unless you are a TERF, SWERF, shilling crypto or AI, or a piece of shit in other ways then fuck off, I will block you if I find you.
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i like that we know the ICE fitness standards now because now we all know exactly how fast we need to be able to run to be just slightly faster than any given ICE agent. a useable training goal
They're a little far but I adopted from them and they're good, small org though so might not have room.
Seconding this one since Clifton isn't too far
Try Brick City Kitties, Miss Pat's Cats, and Associated Humane Societies Newark
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if Platner had covered his swastika up with a Dickbutt tattoos and i think I'd be on board
Aaaaand it's gone lol
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centrist: Where do we go from here? We have to find common ground. We can't just call the other group "Nazis." At the end of the day, we're all just rich white men with podcasts.

Republican lawmaker: Welcome to Hitler Chat. I'm Hitler

Republican lawmaker 2: Hello. I am Hitler as well.
The way to counteract drinking too much caffeine is to pop a benzo right
I dreamt last night that I inhabited an alternate universe version of myself who had dropped off my mom, then later was trying desperately to get back to her but everything was a maze. I felt my time of waking come and I called her tearfully to say goodbye to this version of her and woke up crying.
Dunno how I'm gonna write this video description but here goes:

Two men making modern, absurd, and joyful dance moves to the music while staring at the camera most of the time. Some segments include a slow handshake that ends in a middle finger, coordinated jumps, humping the air, shirtless twirls.
I love whatever is wrong with them 🙂‍↕️
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"i hope this site doesn't end up like the last one :("

Hope has nothing to do with it--DO YOUR PART!

Twitter & Truth Social are dying. Their users are used to farming outrage for engagement. Don't give them any!

🚫 Don't argue with them!
🚫 Don't quote them!

#BlockAndMoveOn
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MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
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We're vending at Darkside Art & Oddities at the convention center in Edison, NJ!

@porkbuns.bsky.social and myself will be here selling their art until 8:00 tonight at this frankly HUGE event!

Stop on by and check it out!
Pls adopt these sweeties
These boys are just legs and ears.

Satsuma & Chicory are still looking for a home together! They are such amazing boys with the best personalities (though Chicory really likes to chase & wrestle, he can be obnoxious for cats who prefer to Not do that).

Apply to adopt at crits4cats.petfinder.com!
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People act like Musk isn’t an innovator but we finally have a very very expensive vehicle that repels women
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“I know I make people feel uncomfortable! That’s my entire brand.”

Climate Defiance interrupting a Cuomo presser in the best possible way.
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Them: "Don't let perfect be the enemy of good!"

My brain: "Sounds like something a coward would say."
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
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there's something wrong with the rabbits
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DESCRIBE DOROHEDORO TO SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER READ OR WATCHED IT

my entry:

it's about two muscular girlfriends and their silly boyfriends and one is an alligator