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Patrick Sauer

@pjsauer.bsky.social

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Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now. patricksauer.contently.com [email protected] if you need me for anything scriberly

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 13d

THE LINK IS LIFE:

www.today.com/video/how-sq...

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 3h

CC: @timrohan.bsky.social
@josephbienkahn.com

They Esses awareness was lacking. Get cracking boys.

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 3h

Some nights, like a week ago, you lose an appendix. Some nights, like now, you gain a new F1 racer-author friend.

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 5h

Good looking out, people. Someone sent me what I needed to know.

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 6h

ANY FORMER DEADSPIN 2018-19 FREELANCERS/EDITORS OUT THERE?

I have a story rights question I can’t answer b/c I can’t find my old contracts. DM please.

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 5h

Thanks for the assist.

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 5h

I emailed Megan but thought I’d try here too.

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 6h

ANY FORMER DEADSPIN 2018-19 FREELANCERS/EDITORS OUT THERE?

I have a story rights question I can’t answer b/c I can’t find my old contracts. DM please.

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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 14h

In her defense, spending *only* $300 at "Louisville's Bourbon and Beyond festival" seems like a remarkable feat of restraint on her part.

#satire

Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 1d

Campaign for Krysten Sinema, who is out of office, spent $322K last quarter.

Items include—

💸 $74K on airfare

💸 $30K on security

💸 $1K in auto maintenance to Mercedes Benz of Scottsdale

💸 $800 for makeup

💸 $300 to Louisville's Bourbon and Beyond festival

💸 $800/month in vehicle insurance

FEC Disclosure Form 3 for Sinema for Arizona

docquery.fec.gov

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 14h

I mean I get frustrated and angry at this stupid industry all the time but that has zero to do with my wife. No idea why anyone would want to be that way. And now you’re divorced and need to make more money you stupid asshole.

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 14h

I mean if it was a wife’s work ruining sex thing I could see it being really hard. But money? Who cares? What a waste of easy living.

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 15h

LOL, What?!?

My dudes, I work like two hours a day and get to fuck off all those other hours. I had two Guinness yesterday as a self-reward for ~going on a walk.~

Divorce? This is the dream. Yes, the dream is naps both scheduled and unplanned.

Men. Ugh. Am I right, breadwinning ladies?

The plight of the trophy husbands

The data is in: The worst thing a woman can do for her marriage is be the breadwinner.

www.businessinsider.com

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 1d

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”

Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”

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Sexy CHOAM Nomsky costume @samthielman.com · 1d

One of them was a Catholic high school guidance counselor!

Nathan Bernard @nathantbernard.bsky.social · 1d

the "kids" were mostly 30+ years old and said they love hitler

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

I’m giving my first ever college lecture tomorrow on 1980s football and goddam m, I can’t wait to enlighten the youth on the Ultimate Weapon.

youtu.be/6vl4xVct1hM?...

Philadelphia Eagles vs Buffalo Bills (December 2, 1990) "Randall Cunningham/Fred Barnett 95 YD TD!"

YouTube video by SPORTS ODYSSEY

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

As of today, both Fultz and Simmons are out of the NBA. It hasn’t even been ten years, since the first one was drafted.

Thank you @danhopp.bsky.social for allowing me to become the Phoker in your ears.

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Philadelphia 76ers (with Joe Wengert and Patrick Sauer)

Podcast Episode · Thrill Of Defeat · 10/14/2025 · 1h 10m

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

10/15/15, Howard Unruh’s “Walk of Death” story @smithsonianmag.bsky.social. Labor Day 1949, he murders 13, including a 6-year old. 2018, an escapee’s granddaughter survives Parkland.

I’ve forgotten a million words but this one haunts me. We’ve done nothing.

www.smithsonianmag.com/history/stor...

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

Frogs Up

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 2d

ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

Paid time off rules

Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

And all the gigs

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning.

Here’s D’Angelo and David Sanborn crushing Bill Withers.

What a loss.

R.I.P. to a real one.

D'Angelo w/ David Sanborn & Friends - Use Me

YouTube video by Funkonaut

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 1d

TFW when you learn the local movie haus is screening Preston Sturges at 3:15 on a Wednesday and you’re just the kind of slacker who can convince himself you don’t ~really~ have anything to do.

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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 2d

how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for

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Patrick Sauer @pjsauer.bsky.social · 2d

Wife’s hometown. Hell yeah.

GREASERS 4 LIFE