Alice Sheppard
@penguingalaxy.bsky.social
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Citizen scientist, Brit in Sweden, endless maker of soup for babies. Galaxy Zoo turned me into a penguin. Always looking for more galaxies.
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YESSS, and things which don't have lights and ruin the room you're trying to sleep in.
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Bring back dumb appliances.
I don't want to talk to my phone. I don't want to talk to my laptop. I don't want to talk to my TV. I very definitely do not want to talk to my appliances. Hell, I don't even want all those things to have blinking lights (why must EVERYTHING have lights now).
You are crummy, Adam 🤣

May I suggest The Wheatsheafs by Roald Dahl
Hovis's Moving Castle
Scone with the Wind
Yeast o' the Sun and West o' the Moon
Crime and Bunishment
My top suggestions of books to read this World Bread Day...

- The Focaccia in the Rye
- Yeast of Eden
- Flours for Algernon
- The Lion, the Witch and the Warburtons
- Pannetonement
- The Naan in the High Castle
- Leaven Las Vegas
- Pitta Rabbit
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I drew an ICE guy.

#ICE #FuckICE #Fascist #Art #Resist #NoKings
A drawing of an ICE agent, ink line and digital colour on a white background. He's overloaded with weekend warrior gear and there are handwritten captions all around him.

Going clockwise: Domestic abuser hazard symbol (Punisher logo). Google revenge porn goggles. Snowflake TM helmet (to protect against hurtful remarks). Night vision goggles (because he's scared of anything dark. Worn over sunglasses). Shame TM anti-prosecution mask. Skin colour guilt guide, which is stuck to the inside of his riot shield (to fend off inflatable animals). Emotional support armour. Improperly holstered penis substitute (handgun). Snacks. Tear gas (for community liaison). Knee-pads (to protect tender skin when kneeling on someone's neck. The title of the picture, 'ICE Agent', and my web address, oisinmcgann.com. Child-stomping boots. Snacks. Jungle camouflage (for suburban operations). Meme-based instruction manual: 'Restraint techniques for Dummies'. Snacks. Child-sized zip ties. Internet troll ass. Smart watch (to measure 10,000 goose steps). White supremacist tattoos. Moral compass (not working). Phone headset (for when he has to call his mom to pick him up). ChatGPT targeting system.
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Let me have my fun and absurdities, Edd
I should run the space telescopes organisation.
Can we build another 25 JWSTs? Or maybe make the JWST stand "still" in the Universe so its time goes much faster and everybody can have a 2 minute time slot that relativity will cause to last ages from JWST's perspective?
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Checking with the hospital to make sure my upcoming colonoscopy is being performed by the local discount plumber and not some totalitarian with a medical degree
How to get toddler access to the cats' water bowls I should imagine.
Cats haven't told me what they think about that, which I find a little strange.
Toddler decided to go and sit in a cat bed. She fits in it perfectly and it is exceptionally cute.
For the love of everything, please could people give it a rest with "let that sink in". We don't need strangers to tell us what to think & feel. I guarantee you that 5 minutes after I see your post, I'll have trouble remembering your Big Fact, but I won't yet have forgotten your irritating pomposity
Oh my gosh! So sorry to hear this - I hope you/whoever it is will be OK.

And that would be amazing, please tell me more! xxx
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13 hours left - six families and a displcement camp of fifteen more, that’s 21 families, all depending on us. Do the math about support evaporating, because it has. They need:

- Food
- Shelter / tents
- Winter items
- Newborn supplies
- Transport north

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Keep Hope Alive: a Gaza Giving Circle
We are a team of volunteers in the US and UK, led by two sisters passionate about helping our friends on the ground keep their families and neighbors alive with food, water, & shelter. We saw that…
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That's fantastic news! Huge congratulations and also, no horrid stuff happening in the world or to me personally makes me resentful to see this, so I'm glad you posted it.
Seconded
FFS, use headphones, you absolute fucking feral arseholes. (Yeah, I'm on the tube.)
Absolutely! Choosing your kid's name is not done lightly!
Believe it or not ... scientists and experts DO often know what they're talking about.
Ugh, over 20 years ago I sat in lecture theatres listening to professors predicting this would happen.
Important principle: sink do not just decline, they switch into sources with the whole terrestrial carbon sink soon to follow.

One more temperature jump to go...

#earth #climate #sinks
Australian tropical rainforest trees switch in world first from carbon sink to emissions source
Researchers say carbon emissions change in Queensland tropical rainforests may have global climate implications
www.theguardian.com
And you made me into a bit of a published author too ☺️