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Paul N
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I'm still on the other place - but only just.
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My nephew Paddy sneaked across the water this morning, bringing four of his mates to the game.
They raided his dad's shirt collection so they'd be appropriately dressed.
The boys were unaffiliated before the game, it's safe to say that they're converts to the Sky Blue cause now. #PUSB #IrishSkyBlues
Take that, Halliwell. #pusb
I got one in the Bengal Delight in Holbrooks not too long ago.
The boss man is always happy to see Mr Paul.
I wonder for how many years there was an overlap of tapes still being a common recording media and Secret Santa being a 'thing'.
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes
All the same once they're peeled and boiled.
It's ruddy ace, innit.
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must have been one helluva chase
I've sometimes wondered how many people turned off in confusion before the reveal.

Stuff sketches I'd love to see again are Alexei's A Day in the Life and the BBC as a hotbed of communism, with television centre bedecked with massive soviet-style banners of T Wogan, E Rantzen and P Daniels.
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
"Pour moi, l'action *est* le jus."

#Louvre
I thought a euphemism was an instrument in the brass section of an orchestra, so I've learned something too.
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Halloween party tonight, here’s my costume as a ChatGPT output
I feel your pics could be the new version of this meme.
Yet another simple pleasure falls victim to the woke brigade.
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I'm going to put up empty snaps packets on lamposts.
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
You just ask for a skinny half-caff flat latte mocha wocka choca chum with extra jizz.

I'm not a coffee drinker, so that's what it all sounds like to me.